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What team are you on?

  • #teamJeroth

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • #teamReq

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • #teamCoolpool

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • #teamDruby

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • #teamTolvan

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • #teamEasy

    Votes: 6 42.9%

  • Total voters
    14

Artistunknown

Administrator
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omg spoilers!!!

I've got a good bit of gear it seems, but I'd most likely get killed 'cause I'm an idiot.
 

Colonel Thunder

Renowned Blunderer & Dishonorary Czech
Member
Day 3 Continues

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"Wait a second," says Artist, inspecting the log he's sitting on. "This isn't just a log, it's a tree!"

Artist pauses.

"I mean, I guess all logs were at some point, but I think this log was like, recently a tree!"

Artist begins inspecting the fallen tree and finds Firedemon's slowly decaying corpse, still impaled on a tree a branch atop a pile of loot.

"Holy frogs with they dicks out!" shouts Artist, surprised by his find. "There's a pile of loot here!"

Artist does his best to push FD's stiff, dead limbs aside in order to rummage through the loot.

"Aw, most of this stuff is pretty garbage," says Artist. "It looks like somebody already went through this."

Artist searches through the pile further.

"Hey, what's this!" says Artist, pulling out a flare gun. "Oh sweet, this could be fun!"

Artist is so preoccupied with his new flare gun, he doesn't hear Dragonruby crashing through the bushes nearby.

Suddenly, Druby bursts into the clearing, almost running into Artist.

"Ahhh!" shouts Artist in surprise, aiming the flare gun at Druby.

"Ahhh!" shouts Druby in surprise, beginning to swing his sickle.

"Oh, it's you," says Artist, beginning to lower his weapon. "For a second-"

"Ahhh!" shouts Druby, slicing Artist's neck open with the sickle.

Blood begins gushing out and Artist drop to his knees, dropping the flare gun onto the ground.

"Oh no!" says Druby, releasing his sickle and doing his best to put pressure of Artist's wound. "Artist, I'm so sorry! I-I thought you were going to shoot me, I swear I didn't mean to hurt you!"

"That's...actually...kind of...funny," chokes out Artist before passing out.

"Hold on, I'll find a first aid kit or something!" says Druby. "Please don't die, I didn't mean t-"

"Holy shit! Artist!" shouts Recon.

Druby looks over and sees Recon and Dunsparce looking at him from a distance.

"I swear I didn't mean to!" says Druby, standing up, now covered in Artist's blood. "He scared me, I swear I didn't mean to hurt him!"

"I'll kill you!" says Recon, sprinting towards Druby.

Druby picks up Artist's flare gun and points it at Recon.

"Stay back!" says Druby, quickly retreating. "It was an accident, I am so sorry just - just leave me alone!"

Druby turns around an sprints away.

Recon quickly gives up the chase and returns to Dunsparce, who's beside Artist.

"Recon, I hate to be the one to tell you this," says Dunsparce. "But your friend, Artist 'The New Prince' Unknown, is dead."

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Oh, how tragic! I'm not sure who I feel bad for more, Recon or Druby!

Um, how about Artist?

Yeah, him too I guess. Hmm I wonder how Artist's death will affect Recon?

I think that's the question everyone is asking, as it seems that Artist is now dead.

Yes indeed, he most certainly died. When we come back, let's see what happens now that Recon is informed about Artist dying.

Stay tuned!
 

Colonel Thunder

Renowned Blunderer & Dishonorary Czech
Member
Day 3 Continues

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"Oi we've found no one all day, mate!" says Andy, throwing his sais on the ground. "Look, it's almost sunset! And we haven't killed anybody!"

"Si," says Tag Ross, agreeing but not sounding disappointed.

"We've heard the cannon shots! At least two people have been killed today!" says Andy. "But we got nobody!"

Tag Ross nods.

"In fact," says Andy. "Maybe it's because there's not many of us left.."

Tag Ross nods. The two of them look at each other for a moment, then Tag Ross becomes alert.

"Look!" says Tag Ross, pointing behind Andy. "It's Druby! Over there!"

"Where?" says Andy, quickly turning around. "That's weird, I don't see him. This is just a tree."

Suddenly, Andy's left arm falls off and blood begins spurting through the wound.

"Hey, that's weird," says Andy. Then a sharp object pierces his back and appears through his abdomen.

Tag Ross, using a large, sharpened piece of taco shell as his weapon, carves through Andy's intestines like Mexican butter until various organs spill out onto the ground.

Andy collapses and Tag Ross withdraws his taco shell.

Tag Ross walks over to a nearby stump and puts a notebook on it, Stealthy's notebook that Tag had secretly stolen when he and Jeroth killed Stealthy.

He flips the notebook open to a page detailing various forumers' weaknesses.

Under the 'Andy' entry' Stealthy wrote 'not bright, distracted easily'.

Tag Ross crosses Andy's name off the list and begins studying the other forumers' weaknesses, whistling a tune to himself.

"You should have finished reading my entry," says a familiar voice from behind Tag.

Tag turns around but not in time.

Andy tackles Tag to the ground and begins stabbing him repeatedly with his sais.

Tag Ross tries to resist, but all he can do is scream out as Andy eviscerates him again and again until his entire torso has the consistency of chunky salsa.

Andy stands up and walks over to where his innards spilled out.

"Australians are really hard to kill mate," says Andy to Tag's corpse, as he puts his organs back in his torso. "If you would have read that full entry, you probably would have noticed that."

Andy tries to reattach his arm, but it doesn't quite work. While trying to reattach it, one of his organs spill out through his chest wound.

"She'll be right," says Andy, putting the organ back in and picking up Stealthy's notebook. "Ya did a real ripper job, Tag mate. I think I might take me a sickie."

Andy begins wandering off to find some tape as the sunlight begins to fade.

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So, Australians are basically Deadpool?

Or maybe it's just Andy? I don't know, I don't think we have any other Australians in the game.

Let's hope not, Andy is disturbing me. Did you see what he did to that Mexican caricature?

This minority on minority violence is frankly disturbing, and Andy with that notebook scares me even more.

Indeed. When we get back, let's take a look at the other contestants.

Stay tuned!
 
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Easy

Right Honorable Justice
Member
"Recon, I hate to be the one to tell you this," says Dunsparce. "But your friend, Artist 'The New Prince' Unknown, is dead."
I did a pretty fair amount of actual laughing here.
 

Colonel Thunder

Renowned Blunderer & Dishonorary Czech
Member
Day 3 Continues

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"Right, let's talk staffing now," says Dunsparce. "I'm assuming you're done with the whole 'my best friend is dead thing'."

Recon is still kneeling by Artist's corpse. Dunsparce continues lecturing him on ways to improve the site.

Recon's fists grow tighter and tighter, and his face turns red.

Dunsparce doesn't seem to notice, as he continues monologue about the forum's and Recon's shortcomings.

Dunsparce doesn't notice Recon wander off for a moment.

"Anyways...I'm sorry," says Dunsparce, still thinking Recon is behind him. "I'm mocking your works while you're mourning a dead friend, that's just...antagonistic."

Dunsparce pauses.

"You know I've been joining internet communities since I was six?" says Dunsparce. "But I've never been welcome anywhere but here more than a few months. I tend to...bring out the worst in people, drive them apart. It's probably why my parents split up."

Dunsparce pauses.

"I guess I-I just assume I'll eventually be rejected so I...y'know...test people, push them...until they prove me right," says Dunsparce. "It's a sickness, I admit it. But this community, and especially you, Recon - you've accepted me sickness and all."

Dunsparce wipes away a tear, not noticing that Recon had only now returned to the clearing.

"You accepted all of us, sickness and all," says Dunsparce. "So um, thank you. Thank you for-"

Recon smashes a large rock against the back of Dunsparce's head.

Dunsparce falls to the ground and grabs his head.

"Dunsparce, you are literally the worst!" says Recon, smashing the rock against Dunsparce's head again. "Why do you act like this, you are just so awful!"

"But...I thought..." chokes out Dunsparce, but Recon smashes his head in with the rock, killing him.

Recon stands up and wipes the excess blood and brain matter off of his shirt.

"Man, what is that guy's problem," says Recon, taking a deep breath.

He begin building a shelter for the evening.

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Holy shit, that wasn't even funny

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Colonel Thunder

Renowned Blunderer & Dishonorary Czech
Member
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Tolvan wakes up, still in his tree. He hadn't had any nightmares this time around. The sun is beginning to set.

Tolvan tries to remain still as he hears talking in the distance. He hides himself in the tree and aims his pistol towards the noise.

Easy and Coolpool walk near Tolvan's tree. Tolvan keeps the gun trained on them, just waiting for them to notice him.

"I don't think we should have a group after tonight," says Coolpool. "There's too few of us left, and I don't want to be around when things go south."

"That's a fair point," says Easy. "Can we stop for a second?"

Easy and Coolpool stop underneath Tolvan's tree. He breaks into a nervous sweat.

Easy winces as he takes off the old bandage on his shoulder and applies a new one. The wound doesn't look great. Coolpool watches him dress the wound, but doesn't help.

"Who do you think is our biggest threat in the meantime?" asks Coolpool.

"Tolvan, it'll always be Tolvan," says Easy, very seriously. "Stealthy told me who Tolvan was, before he passed. He's a threat to everyone."

"What, just because he's a good shot?" says Coolpool.

"You have no idea," says Easy, still grave. "He's an unstoppable killer. Worse than Tim, and much more powerful. Coolpool, please take me very seriously when I say this. No matter what happens in these games, we can't let Tolvan leave this arena alive or he'll destroy our world. Tolvan is an abomination, and it's my duty to wipe his miserable existence from the face of this earth, no matter the cost."

"Tolvan?" chuckles Coolpool. "I have a hard time seeing that."

"Pray you never do," grumbles Easy.

Easy finishes dressing his wound, then walks off with Coolpool.

Tolvan shakes his head in fear and disbelief. He tries hard to figure out what Easy was talking about, but only finds himself scared and alone as the sun sets and darkness engulfs the arena.

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Well, that was odd.

I've never seen Easy so serious before.

Yeah it's like we're missing some kind of larger context here.

Don't worry, I'm sure we won't come back to this.

Stay tuned for the events of the third night!
 
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Artistunknown

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Staff member
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I'd be up for an interview. Only day I could do it this week is tomorrow though. Any time before 6pm works usually.
 

Tirin

God-Emperor of Tealkind
Moderator
"Tolvan is an abomination, and it's my duty to wipe his miserable existence from the face of this earth, no matter the cost."
Good, good. Wring him out of this life with your bare hands, Easy.

"[Tolvan]'s an unstoppable killer."
"Unstoppable" my ass, all he's got is a gun and no balls. For that matter, Easy's trying to fuckin' stop him, so why would he even say that?

"...we can't let Tolvan leave this arena alive or he'll destroy our world."
Hah! Damn, TC, you got some pretty funny jokes.
 
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