[ADULT] Toxic Mafia: Cancer Wins, No Surprise
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Like what the fuck really Dunsparce? You're going to start off lynching the brand new guy to this because what? He's a Jew? Talk about low hanging fruit. Not that I even expect much better from you, you're pretty much a one trick pony anyway. "Ooh look at me I'm antagonistic, while everyone else got over being an edgelord by 9th grade I'm going to keep it up because of the memes and keks." Meanwhile we all know the truth that you're just a sad alt right incel with the personality of used cat litter.
Oh and the only difference between you and Reaprar is Reaprar got the hint.
Lynch Dunsparce
Oh and the only difference between you and Reaprar is Reaprar got the hint.
Lynch Dunsparce
Oh man, it's a day fucking one in a game of mafia on these forums. Yo, @Tirin what retarded bandwagon are you gonna start this time? Will it be because you don't like some assclown's avatar, or because one of these dumbfucks can't count right? Cause, y'know, not like you've never used those exact reasons before.
Nah, mayn, I don't need to start a bandwagon on your ugly-ass avatar or non-existent ability to count (see: who wins more mafia games, Tirin or Stealthy), or even on your unrepentantly miserable fucking taste in colors to blow scum out of the fucking water.
What I'm really gonna do is lynch Andy's retarded ass for being too much of a complete fucking pussy to even go in on anyone - not that Dunsparce is much better, mind you, but it's better to have tiny baby balls than totally nonexistent ones.
The thing that disgusts me the most is that, despite cuntishness practically being the national pastime and only virtue of Australia, Andy has managed to totally embody every part of it but the one that's at all valuable or important. Get this sad bitch boy the fuck outta here.
What I'm really gonna do is lynch Andy's retarded ass for being too much of a complete fucking pussy to even go in on anyone - not that Dunsparce is much better, mind you, but it's better to have tiny baby balls than totally nonexistent ones.
The thing that disgusts me the most is that, despite cuntishness practically being the national pastime and only virtue of Australia, Andy has managed to totally embody every part of it but the one that's at all valuable or important. Get this sad bitch boy the fuck outta here.
No Lynch
Hey, guess what, Bob. I didn't even vote for Trump. I voted for Jesse Ventura! I bet you feel pretty stupid now, huh?
Jesus christ.
I know @The Hound is new and probably fucking sucks dick at mafia, but he's acting like a natural by not reading the fucking rules like most of you.
While @Dunsparce is too busy being genderfluid of political beliefs to whatever suits him in being the most unique special snowflake, he's still being a toxic piece of shit.
Tirin basically fetishizes anything with the letter "T": Teal, Traps, Toxicity and Tirin. He's obviously not going to be the most toxic person, because I don't think a day goes by that he doesn't shit on anyone.
Honestly, our best bet is Tag Ross, Stealthy or Andy.
While Andy is a criminal by nature, it's no surprise he can't follow some simple rules about the game.
Tag Ross is currently the softest player in terms of toxicity with some whiny bullshit as a front to look Toxic.
Meanwhile, Stealthy is too busy bitching about Tirin's fickleness while simultaneously asking for guidance.
I'm waiting to hear back from everyone else who is probably spending their time doing something better than posting in this god-forsaken game.
I know @The Hound is new and probably fucking sucks dick at mafia, but he's acting like a natural by not reading the fucking rules like most of you.
Hopefully the rest of you can put together a barely functioning autistic brain and figure out the pieces.
While @Dunsparce is too busy being genderfluid of political beliefs to whatever suits him in being the most unique special snowflake, he's still being a toxic piece of shit.
Tirin basically fetishizes anything with the letter "T": Teal, Traps, Toxicity and Tirin. He's obviously not going to be the most toxic person, because I don't think a day goes by that he doesn't shit on anyone.
Honestly, our best bet is Tag Ross, Stealthy or Andy.
While Andy is a criminal by nature, it's no surprise he can't follow some simple rules about the game.
Tag Ross is currently the softest player in terms of toxicity with some whiny bullshit as a front to look Toxic.
Meanwhile, Stealthy is too busy bitching about Tirin's fickleness while simultaneously asking for guidance.
I'm waiting to hear back from everyone else who is probably spending their time doing something better than posting in this god-forsaken game.
Wow, actually reading the rules Jeroth? Maybe you should spend some time reading how to tie a noose so you can fuckin off yourself, instead of jacking off TC by reading his OP. And actually trying to contribute to the game as well? Really have nothing else to do with your time? That goes for you as well Tirin, great walls of text buddy, keep them up and you can build another basement you won't ever leave.
The best insults we've got as a community are "sad", "autistic" and "alt-right"? Are we trying to make each other feel bad or edit Wikipedia entries like twelve year olds? I hope somebody here has more venom than a tweet so that I can lynch six of you instead of everybody and then myself.
PSA to Tiger, Tirin, and inactives: nihilism is not toxic. It's fucking boring.
Andy, your slash is assbackwards just like your shithole country. I pray that the crocodiles come for you first.
Xander, you're making me pull punches because your performance has been such an embarrassment so far I assume you forgot your character sheet at home.
Riyant, buzzwords don't make people upset. Licking TC's ass is only going to turn him on, not win you Mod-Mayor points.
Tirin can't stop talking about pussy long enough to come up with anything as toxic as his urine.
Tag's weeb sig is the most upsetting thing in this thread so far.
As much as I'd love to sit here and wait for FD to post so I can make fun of him too, I have shit to do this week. Lynch Easy for obvious reasons.
PSA to Tiger, Tirin, and inactives: nihilism is not toxic. It's fucking boring.
Andy, your slash is assbackwards just like your shithole country. I pray that the crocodiles come for you first.
Xander, you're making me pull punches because your performance has been such an embarrassment so far I assume you forgot your character sheet at home.
Riyant, buzzwords don't make people upset. Licking TC's ass is only going to turn him on, not win you Mod-Mayor points.
Tirin can't stop talking about pussy long enough to come up with anything as toxic as his urine.
Tag's weeb sig is the most upsetting thing in this thread so far.
As much as I'd love to sit here and wait for FD to post so I can make fun of him too, I have shit to do this week. Lynch Easy for obvious reasons.
And point proven. Shitty mafia players that can't even manage to read an OP or some of the other posts. I'm not sure if you're savants at toxic mafia or if it's just your normal style of play. Maybe the two of you can knock heads against one another and form a decent player and somewhat decent community member.
For now, I'm just trying to go lightly on the jabs since I realized most of you got your fee fees hurt in my game of Overwatch mafia because people actually played the fucking game and scum hunted.
For now, I'm lynching @Steal Thy Kill (and here let me spell it out for the rest of you since most people here are illiterate), he's currently the least toxic player at the moment by coming across incredibly weak with his insults. The rules are to lynch the least toxic player and unless Easy and Firedemon come in with bitch boi insults, then it'll easily be Stealthy. Andy and Anatron came in with weak slaps, but at least they didn't look like Stealthy who went to slap, slipped and gave Tirin a reach-around.
You know what Jeroth, you can't blame us for not reading what TC wrote, after nearly a decade with the dumbass it becomes incredibly difficult to avoid going into a catatonic state when he posts. It's like trying to read a novel by Carrot Top, filled with incredibly tired puns and self aggrandizing bullshit.
That said fucking Dunsparce is barely being toxic compared to his normal behavior, if this is him trying to be toxic he's failing like the miserable shit stain he is. Thus I stand by my lynch thank you very much Jeroth.
Furthermore coming in here and bringing up the rules seems incredibly non-toxic Mister Mod-Mayor Jerkoff.
That said fucking Dunsparce is barely being toxic compared to his normal behavior, if this is him trying to be toxic he's failing like the miserable shit stain he is. Thus I stand by my lynch thank you very much Jeroth.
Furthermore coming in here and bringing up the rules seems incredibly non-toxic Mister Mod-Mayor Jerkoff.
Leaning more towards using them to build a prison that your criminal ass can't just take a boat off of. On the one hand it's kind of a waste, because Aussie "society" can't operate boats so that's not a major concern, but on the other I can do the world a favor and lock you and ideally everyone else in this game up with a bunch of venomous animals. You deserve each other just like humanity deserves your lives to be short and full of suffering.
Oh, I guarantee you they're both savants, or savant-like - you just have to take away the natural skill at anything and add a chromosome on top of that severe autism. Unfortunately it looks like you're about on par, because as much public masturbation as you've done over reading the rules you apparently haven't figured out that the fucking player list doesn't include Easy. Nor has Anatron. Fucking Christ, you people are useless, but at least your actual lynch is one of the players.
@Anatronman: putting aside that you have no idea what the fuck nihilism is (a belief caused by how shitty your posts are, which at least show that your life is meaningless), we do have much better insults. One such example is "Anatron", which means "a person who is worse to have on your team than to have on the opposing team". Do note that, despite it being used predominantly for mafia, it's not strictly limited to as much - just like your massive incompetence.
Last thing, I'm gonna unlynch Andy and lynch Dunsparce, because as toxic as his edgy anti-establishment autofellatio is in real life, here it comes off as a sad attempt to try and keep himself from getting lynched even though we all know we want to see it happen. A
We have so many fuckin seperate lynchings going on I can't tell if there's cancer deflecting to protect cancer or if you all just have your heads so far up your asses you think you and only you have seen the light. Either Tirin and Stealthy are Cancer buddies or I'm a complete fuckin idiot and we only have 1 cancer and 1 emotionally unstable admin, in which case I'm not committing a lynch to the previous thought. Happy to lynch any one of you pieces of shit so the day is over with.
Really though, trying to enforce retarded rules that nobody likes or cares about? That's some shitty admin behavior right there. Get the fuck away from my freeze peach. Lynch Jeroth
About 24 hours left until the day's over. I'm busy, so do your own vote tally, fucktards.