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    [Literature] Fate: Cookie - Chapter 19: The Last Master Redux

    Hold up. He gave up the free beer for it? For an Aussie, that's- ...can they do that, actually? Huh.
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    Forumer Chat Thread

    Season 1, four episodes of solid gold. Season 2, eight episodes of at least a respectably well-polished silver, arguably leaning towards a nice electrum.
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    Continuous The Forum Court (Tirin v. Thunder: Concluded)

    The Jury has voted unanimously to convict @Colonel Thunder for the charge of perjury. By Court order, @Colonel Thunder's title shall be updated to reflect his status as a Renowned Blunderer & Dishonorary Czech. I hereby ban him from Jury duty until the heat death of the universe, or until he...
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    Continuous The Forum Court (Tirin v. Thunder: Concluded)

    To plead guilty? No. To get a sweet plea deal out of it? Yes.
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    Continuous The Forum Court (Tirin v. Thunder: Concluded)

    You probably would've, if you had.
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    Continuous The Forum Court (Tirin v. Thunder: Concluded)

    A reminder for our current and prospective Jurors:
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    Continuous The Forum Court (Tirin v. Thunder: Concluded)

    Yeah, yeah, alright. --- DELIBERATION HEREBY BEGINS. All forumers in good standing are hereby authorized to cast vote with the format: Vote [GUILTY / NOT GUILTY] for the next seven days, to be concluded next Wednesday at 19:00 EST. Exceptions are: Myself, @Tirin, @W1LG3RtheCyan, @Colonel Thunder.
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    Mach Plays Diplomacy

    Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying, your friends' bodies lie face-down on the dirt in front of where you stand, bloody knife in hand, gleefully comparing yourself to Sun-Tzu. Please. Trusting you - or anyone else in this and any other such game, for that matter (but especially you), - that far was...
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    Mach Plays Diplomacy

    An entire chapter on the use of espionage and deceit against enemy commanders, to be precise. Machiavelli wrote more than one chapter on the art of backstabbing your nominal allies, but Sun-Tzu didn't touch the subject.
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    Mach Plays Diplomacy

    Uh. Pretty sure Sun-Tzu wasn't a really shitty person to have an alliance with.
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    [Literature] Fate: Cookie - Chapter 19: The Last Master Redux

    Wholesome! Thought I might end up Berserker for a while, there. Ah fuck, I suspect I know who the Berserker is now.
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    [Literature] Fate: Cookie - Chapter 19: The Last Master Redux

    Fuck, my hypothetical money was on Tirin being the Caster.
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    [Literature] Fate: Cookie - Chapter 19: The Last Master Redux

    Excuse me, but I take serious issue with exactly two statements recently put forth about the Fate/series: 1) Claiming there are "many incarnations" of the series and "only a few really good ones" is bullshit. There are, in fact, many incarnations - one of them is really good, a few range...
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    [Literature] Fate: Cookie - Chapter 19: The Last Master Redux

    In reality Reent towers over Tirin and everyone else, though. Just sayin'. Mo'fucker's like eight foot tall.
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    Mach Plays Diplomacy

    Yeah, I'm way the fuck ahead of you here. Hey everyone, wanna know what it's like to be surrounded by backstabbing fuckin' Czech-stink bitches like these three two? Can't hate on the memes, but fuck, at some point I'm not sure it's worth all this degeneracy.
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    Mach Plays Diplomacy

    Well said. For anyone else considering the possibility of signing a pact with the Tsar in future, allow me to present the exact and unadultered text of the Pact of Hungary, Austria, Italy, and Russia, or PHAIR Trade Deal, that he co-signed last Spring:
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    Mach Plays Diplomacy

    We might have cut off their rail lines and looted their treasury, but it was totally worth it for the improved cuisine.
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    D&D: Sairenoth

    Not gonna lie, part of me was actually kind of impressed. Truly, Thoradin was a man ahead of his time. (Or just a guy who responds to beautiful, antique stained-glass windows with "I want to pocket the stained-glass window.") ...for a man who's more in keeping with the times, after years of...
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    Mach Plays Diplomacy

    Careful, rat. I know you don't want to go there.
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    Mach Plays Diplomacy

    For the record, Riyant's a SNITCH.
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