Having successfully held the cookie for a mighty four posts, I snap my fingers and rise from the dead before scrambling off into the night, its sugary powers maddening me as I disappear into the darkness.
I have to say, I thoroughly enjoyed it. The jokes were varied and generally landed pretty well, some of the deaths were gnarly, and it combined the comedy and horror aspects nicely. Would watch again at some unspecified date far in the future.
Honestly, I think that while Alien is conceptually...
I also watched a couple of horror movies for Halloween: The Satanic Rites of Dracula (an insanely campy 70s Christopher Lee Dracula movie) and Tucker and Dale versus Evil, which is more like a horror comedy sorta thing. Would recommend checking out either, though Tucker and Dale was more my speed.
After recoiling in agony - and even moreso, disgust - I tear open a portal in time and stick my foot through, tripping Regis up a minute later only to catch the cookie as he drops it. In the meantime I laugh aloud as TC writhes on the floor in dire need of a stomach pumping.