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    Mach Plays Diplomacy

    Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying, your friends' bodies lie face-down on the dirt in front of where you stand, bloody knife in hand, gleefully comparing yourself to Sun-Tzu. Please. Trusting you - or anyone else in this and any other such game, for that matter (but especially you), - that far was...
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    Mach Plays Diplomacy

    An entire chapter on the use of espionage and deceit against enemy commanders, to be precise. Machiavelli wrote more than one chapter on the art of backstabbing your nominal allies, but Sun-Tzu didn't touch the subject.
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    Mach Plays Diplomacy

    Uh. Pretty sure Sun-Tzu wasn't a really shitty person to have an alliance with.
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    [Literature] Fate: Cookie - Chapter 14: Please Hold

    Wholesome! Thought I might end up Berserker for a while, there. Ah fuck, I suspect I know who the Berserker is now.
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    [Literature] Fate: Cookie - Chapter 14: Please Hold

    Fuck, my hypothetical money was on Tirin being the Caster.
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    [Literature] Fate: Cookie - Chapter 14: Please Hold

    Excuse me, but I take serious issue with exactly two statements recently put forth about the Fate/series: 1) Claiming there are "many incarnations" of the series and "only a few really good ones" is bullshit. There are, in fact, many incarnations - one of them is really good, a few range...
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    [Literature] Fate: Cookie - Chapter 14: Please Hold

    In reality Reent towers over Tirin and everyone else, though. Just sayin'. Mo'fucker's like eight foot tall.
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    Mach Plays Diplomacy

    Yeah, I'm way the fuck ahead of you here. Hey everyone, wanna know what it's like to be surrounded by backstabbing fuckin' Czech-stink bitches like these three two? Can't hate on the memes, but fuck, at some point I'm not sure it's worth all this degeneracy.
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    Mach Plays Diplomacy

    Well said. For anyone else considering the possibility of signing a pact with the Tsar in future, allow me to present the exact and unadultered text of the Pact of Hungary, Austria, Italy, and Russia, or PHAIR Trade Deal, that he co-signed last Spring:
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    Mach Plays Diplomacy

    We might have cut off their rail lines and looted their treasury, but it was totally worth it for the improved cuisine.
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    D&D: Sairenoth

    Not gonna lie, part of me was actually kind of impressed. Truly, Thoradin was a man ahead of his time. (Or just a guy who responds to beautiful, antique stained-glass windows with "I want to pocket the stained-glass window.") ...for a man who's more in keeping with the times, after years of...
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    Mach Plays Diplomacy

    Careful, rat. I know you don't want to go there.
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    Mach Plays Diplomacy

    For the record, Riyant's a SNITCH.
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    Mach Plays Diplomacy

    Not the Austro-Hungarian "Empire," genius.
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    Mach Plays Diplomacy

    That's-a 'cause we never technically signed the papers. We simply drew them up, asked you to sign them, and then had a good laugh about it later over our mid-afternoon wine. No wonder you people couldn't hold the Empire together, with amateurs like that in charge of running it!
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    Mach Plays Diplomacy

    Fleet Naples, Army Roma, and Tirin ain't shit. And for the record, I made formal and specific treaties with a number of other players before sending in orders last spring. All but one of those other players have since faithully upheld the terms of our agreement, and that did not end well for...
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    Continuous The Forum Court (Tirin v. Thunder: Opening Statements)

    ORDER. Court is now in session. @Tirin @W1LG3RtheCyan Defense and Prosecution may now present opening statements. Each side, having done so, may then proceed to: call witnesses, present arguments, and/or submit any evidence for or against the charges, or any briefs and statements quoted from...
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    [Literature] Fate: Cookie - Chapter 14: Please Hold

    Whoah, an Aussie that doesn't think he lives in the best place on Earth...
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    Continuous The Forum Court (Tirin v. Thunder: Opening Statements)

    Okay, so firstly, double-jeopardy applies to being tried twice for the same charge, and not to any or all possibly related charges separate from those already ruled upon. Secondly... Oh boy, here I go presiding again. Hear ye, hear ye! Court is in session. The Right Honorable Justice Easy...
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    Continuous The Forum Court (Tirin v. Thunder: Opening Statements)

    Apologies. Seems auto-generated notification of thread response failed me here. I'll review the evidence over the weekend, and respond accordingly.
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