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The objection is noted, and overruled in favor of Convict. The burden of proof does not fall upon Defendant to demonstrate reformation in the affirmative; in absence of evidence formally presented to the Court, given the length of time lapsed since last Convicted, rehabilitation is assumed...

@Tirin @Colonel Thunder Court announces formal expiry of the convict @Colonel Thunder's 'Dishonorary Czech' status.

We've found multiple inconsistencies with your paperwork. It's going to take quite some time to get through all of this. In the meantime, my cookie.

I'd ordered surveillance on Regis long ago. Not only did I have the original results from his algorithm, but was able to expand upon it to find a window in which to claim the cookie for myself the Court. My cookie.

I order the cookie to be seized as evidence. My cookie.

Hold up. He gave up the free beer for it? For an Aussie, that's- ...can they do that, actually? Huh.

Season 1, four episodes of solid gold. Season 2, eight episodes of at least a respectably well-polished silver, arguably leaning towards a nice electrum.

The Jury has voted unanimously to convict @Colonel Thunder for the charge of perjury. By Court order, @Colonel Thunder's title shall be updated to reflect his status as a Renowned Blunderer & Dishonorary Czech. I hereby ban him from Jury duty until the heat death of the universe, or until he...

To plead guilty? No. To get a sweet plea deal out of it? Yes.

You probably would've, if you had.

A reminder for our current and prospective Jurors:

Yeah, yeah, alright. --- DELIBERATION HEREBY BEGINS. All forumers in good standing are hereby authorized to cast vote with the format: Vote [GUILTY / NOT GUILTY] for the next seven days, to be concluded next Wednesday at 19:00 EST. Exceptions are: Myself, @Tirin, @W1LG3RtheCyan, @Colonel Thunder.

Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying, your friends' bodies lie face-down on the dirt in front of where you stand, bloody knife in hand, gleefully comparing yourself to Sun-Tzu. Please. Trusting you - or anyone else in this and any other such game, for that matter (but especially you), - that far was...

An entire chapter on the use of espionage and deceit against enemy commanders, to be precise. Machiavelli wrote more than one chapter on the art of backstabbing your nominal allies, but Sun-Tzu didn't touch the subject.

Uh. Pretty sure Sun-Tzu wasn't a really shitty person to have an alliance with.

Wholesome! Thought I might end up Berserker for a while, there. Ah fuck, I suspect I know who the Berserker is now.

Fuck, my hypothetical money was on Tirin being the Caster.

Excuse me, but I take serious issue with exactly two statements recently put forth about the Fate/series: 1) Claiming there are "many incarnations" of the series and "only a few really good ones" is bullshit. There are, in fact, many incarnations - one of them is really good, a few range...

In reality Reent towers over Tirin and everyone else, though. Just sayin'. Mo'fucker's like eight foot tall.

Yeah, I'm way the fuck ahead of you here. Hey everyone, wanna know what it's like to be surrounded by backstabbing fuckin' Czech-stink bitches like these three two? Can't hate on the memes, but fuck, at some point I'm not sure it's worth all this degeneracy.