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  1. Walrus

    Active Walrus Court Mafia (2/5) - ...?

    "Was this a bad idea?" Standing in the hallway, staring through the glass, the Mayor mumbled these words. "Mr. Mayor." - A doctor walked through the door. "Walrus...he's..." "Usual condition, sir." "Hm..." "The fundraiser was a huge success, sir. We couldn't have gotten here without it." "Yes...
  2. Walrus

    Active Walrus Court Mafia (2/5) - ...?

    It is the will of this court to enact justice. Justice, the word which, when enacted, punishes all wrongdoings to the point of their elimination from the book of society. But an an underlining force, The Menace has been threatening to tear this book asunder, and, even worse, is now threatening...
  3. Walrus

    Active Walrus Court Mafia (2/5) - ...?

    Melody...
  4. Walrus

    Active Walrus Court Mafia (2/5) - ...?

    "Truly puzzling is the case of this chap," commented an outside observer. "Yes...he lays there oh so feverishly, and appears to be shouting words. Most exquisite words, mind you. Those of a truly righteous individualist! But, it does appear, that not a single sound has been made for quite some...
  5. Walrus

    Active Walrus Court Mafia (2/5) - ...?

    “How is he?” “...” “So, same as usual?” “...yes.” ORDER IN THE BOWL-ISH FISH-PLACE OF COURTERY! The Honorary Superlative Judicial Wall Rusm Ann hereby declares that the time has come for an official ruling on this case. Lengthy, proper waiting was prescribed to lead up to this moment...
  6. Walrus

    Active Walrus Court Mafia (2/5) - ...?

    Day 3 has ended. Expect Final Judgment tomorrow.
  7. Walrus

    Active Walrus Court Mafia (2/5) - ...?

    Granted. 27 hour extension. Day 3 ends tomorrow at 9:30pm EDT
  8. Walrus

    Active Walrus Court Mafia (2/5) - ...?

    Day 3 ends in ~48 hours.
  9. Walrus

    Active Walrus Court Mafia (2/5) - ...?

    Order in the Vessel of Aquatic Life! We all gather here today while mourning the death of beloved hero Prosecutor Walrus. Our tears (or at the very least, my tears) fill this vessel's brim to a satisfying quantity. During the night, while my tears gathered in this judicial chamber where the...
  10. Walrus

    Active Walrus Court Mafia (2/5) - ...?

    The Rogue Tusk has been updated - https://machentertainment.com/threads/the-rogue-tusk-3-tragedy-strikes-prosecutor-walrus-found-dead.602/ Night 2 Continues
  11. Walrus

    The Rogue Tusk #3: Tragedy Strikes! Prosecutor Walrus Found Dead!

    The Rogue Tusk #3 has been released. See the discussion below this post for respectful commentary on the latest tragedy to shake this community.
  12. Walrus

    Active Walrus Court Mafia (2/5) - ...?

    Day 2 - Execution This day saw a heated argument between the Perfidious Firedemon and the man on the stand, Tirin. This court has no words to respond to the sexual deviance detailed and displayed by Tirin, but this court does have words for other matters. In this matter of the definition of...
  13. Walrus

    Active Walrus Court Mafia (2/5) - ...?

    Day 2 has ended. Execution results will be posted later today.
  14. Walrus

    Active Walrus Court Mafia (2/5) - ...?

    The court has conducted a thorough review to provide rulings on these objections. @Tirin - The matter of you making a "typo" at the expense of my honour, as alleged by the Perfidious Firedemon and admitted by you, is hereby permanently stamped onto the record. While you may have corrected this...
  15. Walrus

    Active Walrus Court Mafia (2/5) - ...?

    Tirin is hereby mandated to take the Stand for the remainder of this Day, or until he has provided 72 oaths (whichever period is shorter).
  16. Walrus

    Active Walrus Court Mafia (2/5) - ...?

    Order in the Fishbowl! The Honorific Supreme Justice W. Man hereby calls this court back into session. As is customary in this court, today's session will begin with an attendance check... Ah, the court is glad to find that everyone is here, including, quite surely, The Menace. Please begin...
  17. Walrus

    Active Walrus Court Mafia (2/5) - ...?

    Day 1 - Execution During this Day, I have overseen arguments made by a body I asked to "FIND THE MENACE!" Many spoke of the Perfidious Demon Made of Fire, and his relationship with popsicles. This demon claims to use thermodynamics to enjoy liquid nitrogen popsicles, but I know, by his nature...
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