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Evermart, South End Barohel thanked the manager and assured him, really, it was no problem; if anything, he was the one who should be apologizing for disturbing the peace. Still, it was dishonorable to turn down a gift, so he graciously accepted the grocery credit and the ticket and made...

Grocery Store, South End When the cop told them he saw the whole thing, a visible weight lifted from Barohel. He turned to one of the cameras and flashed a sheepish smirk. "If you don't have a grip trainer, the bones of your enemies work just as well." He grabbed his milk and followed the cop...

Grocery Store, South End Barohel ate a bony fist and suddenly everything was spinning red. He reached out to steady himself, but grabbed the conveyor belt at the checkout instead. The hit didn't knock him to the ground, but that almost did. That moment would probably be memed over and over...

INT. SOUTH END GROCER. PORIA. DAY. Barohel maintained awkward, confused eye contact with the young man, letting him get it out of his system. When he was done, Barohel gently took gentle hold of the man's arms and guided them down so that the Dullahan could reclaim her head. "I think you have...

Where were you when it happened? The treaty was a surprise, to be sure, but it’s not like it crept up unexpected. Any lives that would be ruined were few and far between and would be ruined quietly through political nuance—this was a coming together, not a falling apart. And so the answer, of...

Barohel Maggorok __________________________________________________________________ From Wikitall, the people's encyclopedia Barohel Maggorok [birthdate citation needed], known professionally as Orc M’gork, is an orcish personal trainer, heavyweight champion, actor, author, and stand-up...

Oh, yeah. It was a huge scandal that just about ended him, and it's the reason his kids won't talk to him to this day. Twenty, thirty years ago, Orc M'gork was a household name. He was the Tony Horton of Riordan. But you've gotta imagine the kind of pressure that was on the guy to keep...

Wait up for me. Working on my character sheet today, but I'm excited, here's a sneak peek: Orc M'gork is a washed-up VHS fitness icon trying to break onto the stand-up comedy scene to earn the respect of his college-aged kids, Mork and Lork M'gork. His powers are blood, sweat, and tears (but not...

Status update.

I vote for me and so should you. A vote for Pony is a vote for

Do it up, coolpool. I'll be the first to apply to your RP. I mean, probably not FIRST. But I'll apply.

Alright. *cracks knuckles* Let's see. The Wayback Machine isn't being very friendly toward me right now, but between that and my own memory, I've only been able to come up with four. There's no way this can be right. Let me know if you remember anything I missed. THE (IN)COMPLETE IDIOT'S GUIDE...

Do you want a list, Tirin? I can make a list. I'm definitely not procrastinating from finishing a final project right now, so I have time to make a list. EDIT: Does anyone know when my posts will stop waiting for moderator approval? I feel bad for the guy who keeps getting emails saying "that...

I'll have you know I was the first—and one of the only—URealmers to GM an RP to completion! I was proud of that. But what am I remembered for? The six or seven subsequent games that failed. Pfft. So it goes, I guess. And yeah, I got you, Thunderclaw. I spoke with Req on Facebook after I found...

Hey! Nice to meet you, too, coolpool! Oh, man. I was on Witty Wizard/URealms from like... seventh grade through freshman year of high school. I'm wrapping up my sophomore year of college now, so that was five to seven years ago, I think. Something like that. Simple math isn't my strong suit...

You thought I wouldn't find it, but I did. Discuss.

Dude! Thanks! It's great to be back, really, it is. I spent most of this winter waxing nostalgic for this community. I wish I'd known about this place months ago. Up in Boston we got record-breaking amounts of snow this year, we lost about four weeks of classes between January and March. I...

Jesus, that's terrifying. And you hurt my feelings, guys. Nobody told me there was a class reunion. I only found out about this place because I Google myself twice a year.