"Wait a tick," says Andy. "Moi fam got eaten by dingos."
"My gang of brigands it is, then!" says Maretocks.
Early the next morning, Walrus parades through town shouting through a megaphone for everyone to come to the Forum Nativity Scene that evening. Walrus promises free food and drink for all who attend the event, to be held at City Hall.
Walrus and Tolvan spend the whole day setting up for the big show and decorating City Hall.
"Are you sure these are Christmas decorations?" asks Tolvan, hanging up some odd wires.
"Of course they are!" says Walrus. "Stealthy even said so! It was unusually kind of him."
"Okay.." says Tolvan, continuing the decorations.
That night, everyone begins showing up.
"I wish you would have showed up earlier!" says Walrus to the actors. "We don't have any time to rehearse, we'll have to do it great the first time!"
"Hey Walrus!" says Recon, walking with Artist into the building. "The building looks great! We're all really excited to see what you've come up with."
"You...won't be disappointed!" says Walrus nervously.
"Just don't forget," whispers Artist. "Before you let everyone go to eat and drink, call us up on stage so we can talk about the fundraiser."
"The what?" says Walrus. "Oh, um, yes - of course! That is the point of this whole thing after all..haha..."
Recon and Artist walk inside where most of the forumers are gathered, anxious for the play to start and then be over, so they can get their free shit as promised.
"You all read the script right?" asks Walrus.
"The what?" asks Lumpy. "You mean the manifesto?"
"I tried reading it," says TC. "But, I accidentally caught it on fire."
It seems that Andy, Maretocks, Regis, and Easy hadn't read the script either.
"No worries!" says Walrus. "Under my flawless direction, we'll do fine anyways! Now, let's go into City Hall and knock 'em dead!"
"Hold on, bub," says Tirin, blocking Walrus' path as he's about to enter the building. "Don't you remember? You have a restraining order from this building, you need to be at least fifty feet away from it at all times."
"It's true," says Easy.
Tirin spins Walrus around, picks him up by his collar, and kicks him in the pants so hard he flies exactly fifty feet away from City Hall, crash-landing in a snowmanwomen Ibix had built.
"My big night will be ruined unless I take quick action!" says Walrus. "But who should I appoint to direct the play?"
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Who does Walrus put in charge of directing the nativity scene?
-Req
-Chicken
-Coolpool
-Zircom
-TC
-Bob
-Andy
-Maretocks
-Recon
-Artist
-Tirin
-Easy
-Regis
-Lumpy
-custom