Tirin thinks about how the year is almost up, and how he hasn't performed his annual good deed (something Wolfy made him promise to do).
"Ahhhh fuck it," says Tirin, opening the door. "Get in here Walrus! You get tonight and tonight only in City Hall!"
Walrus smiles and bounds up the stairs with surprising speed.
"This is gonna be good," thinks Tirin, as Walrus observes the complete clusterfuck of an event.
Walrus takes a moment to take it all in.
"My event..." says Walrus. "It's...it's...BEAUTIFUL!"
"What!?" says Tirin. "S'shitty as hell! Whatever, I'm getting drunk."
Tirin begins looking for booze while Walrus meets and greets Maretocks' family, asking for their vote come election-season.
"This is as good a time as any," says Artist. "Think we should start the fundraiser now while spirits are high?"
"Good idea," says Recon, as the two of them make their way up to the stage.
"Hey everyone!" says Recon loudly. Surprisingly, people pay attention to him. "We wanted to thank you all for coming out tonight on Christmas Eve. Now, while we have your attention, Artist and I wanted to talk a bit about how we can support the server."
"Is something burning?" says Chicken, sniffing the air.
"Anyways," says Artist. "We're asking you to...are those sirens?"
The sound of police sirens fill the air. Suddenly, 13th bursts through the door with a gas mask on, tossing tear gas canisters left and right. It's not long before everyone is in a daze. The gas dissipates, and 13th waves a gun around the crowd.
"Aha!" says 13th. "A secret communist gathering! I finally found the source of that attack on Zircom the other night!"
"But I'm right here," says Zircom.
"A very clever ploy!" says 13th. "But don't think you fooled me! I saw the banner outside, the one that says 'Communist Party!' "
"It says 'Community Party' " defends Walrus. "My boy, this is just a holiday gathering, to which you were invited!"
"What a lousy cover story!" says 13th. "If this is a Christmas party, then why is Bob here?"
"I was promised free food and drink," says Bob, high as a kite. "But so far all I've gotten is disappointment."
"Nice try, but look at all these confirmed criminals!" says 13th, motioning towards Maretocks' family. "This is probably a communist gathering."
"'ait, yer the fuzz!?" asks Father Horseclocks.
"I am a proud Officer of the Law," says 13th nobly. "And it is my duty t-"
"I ain't goin' back to th' slammer!"
"Tickly pickly, let's run!"
Maretocks' family stampedes out the door, fearing further jail-time.
Coolpool, who had just worked his way out from underneath the hippo, gets trampled by the entire lot of them.
13th gets stampeded as well, and painfully stands up again.
"Look 13th," says Easy. "Maybe take it easy and join the fun. Is there anything we can do to make you calm down?"
"Hm..." says 13th. "I suppose if I arrested just the ringleader of this communist event, then I wouldn't have to arrest everyone here."
"That sounds fair," says Easy. "Sadly, the ringleader left early. You might be able to catch him if you-"
"And I know just who the ringleader is!" declares 13th. "For evil anti-Ukraine pro-Soviet crimes against humanity, I am going to arrest..."
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Who does 13th arrest?
-Walrus
-Recon
-TC
-custom