Oh, you shall get them. How you shall get your power points!
Ten thousand pages, each one more beautiful and polished than the last. Each word art an illumination, every diagram a masterwork, and each animation an epic. Soon you will be consumed by madness and adopt a terrible new sanity, the power point shall be more real than real, the information will become harrowingly true to life beyond what any have known before!
But no class lasts forever, you and a handful of others have been changed. You know more than anyone ever has about the subject and they worship you for it like gods. You babble forbidden knowledge; your eyes are those of an old man; one day your body will match those eyes and it shall be time to die and your last words shall be “Next slide”.