Corrupt-a-Wish

Requiem

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#2
You don't. Coolpool gets elected mayor in a landslide victory. Not even in ruined wish game threads do you win, you heathen.

I wish TC didn't make everything about him running for mayor, ugh. ;)
 

Requiem

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#4
Wish granted, but he also eats some bread first.

I wish more people posted in the get the cookie thread since I think I worked hard on the big post I made for it.
 

Anatronman

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#5
They do, but they don't ever put in as much creativity as you.

I wish I could fly around the world every Thursday and be back by Monday.
 

Tirin

God-Emperor of Tealkind
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#8
Wish granted; unfortunately for everyone else, it lands safely.

I wish TC wasn't running a smear campaign on me.
 

Tirin

God-Emperor of Tealkind
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#14
Space and time fold in on themselves (the latter of which makes me much shorter and more uncomfortable), and everything is ruined forever so that doing something is the same as not doing it.

I wish that I'd had the foresight, patience, and good judgement to study for my exam early.
 

Tirin

God-Emperor of Tealkind
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#17
For sure; you now have three, but they're all due Sunday night. Lucky boy.

I wish that I could never sleep again and not get tired or otherwise fucked solely by lack of sleep.
 

Anatronman

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#19
Granted. Your internet now goes out whenever you should be sleeping.

I wish for better PowerPoints in my mandatory classes.
 

Scarvexx

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#20
Oh, you shall get them. How you shall get your power points!
Ten thousand pages, each one more beautiful and polished than the last. Each word art an illumination, every diagram a masterwork, and each animation an epic. Soon you will be consumed by madness and adopt a terrible new sanity, the power point shall be more real than real, the information will become harrowingly true to life beyond what any have known before!
But no class lasts forever, you and a handful of others have been changed. You know more than anyone ever has about the subject and they worship you for it like gods. You babble forbidden knowledge; your eyes are those of an old man; one day your body will match those eyes and it shall be time to die and your last words shall be “Next slide”.



I wish I had every ttrpg book in PDF form.
 
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