He's a borderline mass murderer in some CYOA's. We need to have him do some good!
CYOA: Let's Not Get Out of Hand
- Thread starter Colonel Thunder
- Start date
Walrus. Because that'll go hilariously
I need a tiebreaker
Across town, @coolpool2 helps @Null Hypothesis wrap up a body in plastic and stuff it into his car.
"Pig farm?" asks Coolpool.
"Pig farm," answers Null.
Coolpool's phone rings.
"Hello, this is Coolpool," says Coolpool.
"Hey OG," says 13th. "I was wondering if you'd be interested in joining a volunteer fire department I'm establishing."
Null glares at Coolpool for talking to the police during body disposal.
"What'd be in it for me?" asks Coolpool.
"Great experience, serve your community, and uh..." says 13th. "I'll do my best to discourage those 'Coolpool's a gangster' memes you don't like."
"Hmm.." thinks Coolpool.
What does Coolpool do?
-agree to a trial period on the volunteer fire department
-finish disposing of the body with Null
"Pig farm?" asks Coolpool.
"Pig farm," answers Null.
Coolpool's phone rings.
"Hello, this is Coolpool," says Coolpool.
"Hey OG," says 13th. "I was wondering if you'd be interested in joining a volunteer fire department I'm establishing."
Null glares at Coolpool for talking to the police during body disposal.
"What'd be in it for me?" asks Coolpool.
"Great experience, serve your community, and uh..." says 13th. "I'll do my best to discourage those 'Coolpool's a gangster' memes you don't like."
"Hmm.." thinks Coolpool.
What does Coolpool do?
-agree to a trial period on the volunteer fire department
-finish disposing of the body with Null
Both choices cannot be logically done together. Coolpool has a signature means of disposing of bodies that he would never stray from, and for him to dispose of this body the coolpool way would be not only to defy the integrity and morals required for any volunteer fire fighting department trial candidate, but to also reject the very values that a volunteer fire fighting department prides itself on.
-finish disposing of the body with Null (by setting the body on fire)
-finish disposing of the body with Null (by setting the body on fire)
Agree.
Also @Colonel Thunder - One of these days, you need to write up a mini-guide to forum lore for how to angle these characters. I would love to do a forum CYOA, but I know none of the forum lore for us.
Haha sounds good. The Geek2/Mach wiki is a good place to start.
SOUNDS LIKE A PODCAST TOPIC BOYZ
OH BOY. DID SOMEONE SAY PODCAST?
"Sure, I'll do a trail period," says Coolpool.
"Thanks, CP!" says 13th. "You don't know how mu-"
"Gotta go, see ya," says Coolpool as he hangs up.
"Don't talk to the cops while we're doing this," says Null.
"Sorry," says Coolpool. "Anyways, why do we have to pull out his teeth?"
"Piggies' digestion," says Null as they get in his car and head for the pig farm.
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Meanwhile, across town...
"Regis, I am very disappointed in you!" says Shizno, reaching for the newspaper.
"Touch me with that paper and I'll barf on your slippers," threatens Regis, feeling another wave of nausea come over him.
"I can't believe you ate my Halloween stash!" says Shizno. "I was on my way back from the store, you were going to have more food!"
"Please don't mention food," says Regis, barely holding back vomit. "Just, drive me to the doctor, okay?"
"Not until you apologize for eating my '09 Halloween stash!" says Shizno. "
"Wait..." says Regis. "That candy was...how old?"
"That's...not the important part!" says Shizno, crossing his arms. "You owe me an apology, or I'm not driving you to the doctor."
What does Regis do?
-apologize, get a ride to the vet
-refuse to apologize, walk to the vet
-barf on Shizno's slippers
"Thanks, CP!" says 13th. "You don't know how mu-"
"Gotta go, see ya," says Coolpool as he hangs up.
"Don't talk to the cops while we're doing this," says Null.
"Sorry," says Coolpool. "Anyways, why do we have to pull out his teeth?"
"Piggies' digestion," says Null as they get in his car and head for the pig farm.
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Meanwhile, across town...
"Regis, I am very disappointed in you!" says Shizno, reaching for the newspaper.
"Touch me with that paper and I'll barf on your slippers," threatens Regis, feeling another wave of nausea come over him.
"I can't believe you ate my Halloween stash!" says Shizno. "I was on my way back from the store, you were going to have more food!"
"Please don't mention food," says Regis, barely holding back vomit. "Just, drive me to the doctor, okay?"
"Not until you apologize for eating my '09 Halloween stash!" says Shizno. "
"Wait..." says Regis. "That candy was...how old?"
"That's...not the important part!" says Shizno, crossing his arms. "You owe me an apology, or I'm not driving you to the doctor."
What does Regis do?
-apologize, get a ride to the vet
-refuse to apologize, walk to the vet
-barf on Shizno's slippers
That's some old halloween candy. Also, I can't stand when doggos get hurt.
