CYOA: Let's Not Get Out of Hand
- Thread starter Colonel Thunder
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Bob.
Bob for the sake of sick gains and/or making pot brownies.
Bob's phone rings. He takes one more hit before answering.
"This is Bob."
"Hey Bob," says Stealthy. "I have a temp job for you. Fill in as a cook at Wolfy's Diner."
"But it's closed," says Bob.
"Not anymore," says Stealthy.
"Well, no thanks," says Bob. "I have enough cash from this police gig with 13th."
"I wasn't asking," said Stealthy. "Besides, you won't need to be there for long."
"Why should I listen to you?" retorts Bob.
"I have some records here," says Stealthy, opening some files on his phone. "Looks like you were part of a Communist club in middle school. Imagine what would happen if 13th found out."
"Hey, knock it off!" says Bob. "I was 12! I thought girls would like me if I was edgy, y'know?"
"Hopefully it worked better for you than for Tirin," says Stealthy. "You next shift starts in an hour. I suggest you get ready."
Stealthy hangs up and Bob grumbles to himself.
"I'll show him," grumbles Bob. "I'll be his cook alright."
Bob looks at his supplies.
What will Bob enhance all the food with?
-Mega-weed
-Insane Body-Building Protein Powder
"This is Bob."
"Hey Bob," says Stealthy. "I have a temp job for you. Fill in as a cook at Wolfy's Diner."
"But it's closed," says Bob.
"Not anymore," says Stealthy.
"Well, no thanks," says Bob. "I have enough cash from this police gig with 13th."
"I wasn't asking," said Stealthy. "Besides, you won't need to be there for long."
"Why should I listen to you?" retorts Bob.
"I have some records here," says Stealthy, opening some files on his phone. "Looks like you were part of a Communist club in middle school. Imagine what would happen if 13th found out."
"Hey, knock it off!" says Bob. "I was 12! I thought girls would like me if I was edgy, y'know?"
"Hopefully it worked better for you than for Tirin," says Stealthy. "You next shift starts in an hour. I suggest you get ready."
Stealthy hangs up and Bob grumbles to himself.
"I'll show him," grumbles Bob. "I'll be his cook alright."
Bob looks at his supplies.
What will Bob enhance all the food with?
-Mega-weed
-Insane Body-Building Protein Powder
-Mega-seeds?
Er, weed. Pot. Mary Jane. Just like, a mega version of weed.
No, I was hoping for some Rick and Morty weed. I’m already 2/3s asleep, I was just really happy to see the diner’s coming together.
Mega-weed.
People buy food. They get stoned. They get hungry from being stoned. They buy more food. Repeat.
People buy food. They get stoned. They get hungry from being stoned. They buy more food. Repeat.
Tie breaker between mega-weed and both?
Oh hey, I still get to pick both.
"Heh, heh, heh," chuckles Bob as he grabs both the protein powder and weed before heading out the door.
Meanwhile, across town...
13th climbs into a dusty old firetruck that he had just bought at auction.
"This should do," says 13th, looking at the drab inside of the vehicle. "I just need to get some water in here and the volunteer fire department will be ready to go."
13th explores the truck some more and finds an old bag of candy.
"What the heck?" says 13th, opening the bag. "Oh man, this is full of those radioactive NFT chocolate bars from like ten years ago."
13th tosses the bag in a nearby dumpster as he exits the vehicle.
"I guess that explains why the entire fire crew that owned this truck died," says 13th. "That candy is some scary communist shit."
13th's PA crackles as a call comes through.
"Erratic driver speeding downtown?" repeats 13th. "It's probably just Andy driving like he does on stream, but it might be worth checking out."
What does 13th do?
-continue preparing the firetruck
-respond to the erratic driver
Meanwhile, across town...
13th climbs into a dusty old firetruck that he had just bought at auction.
"This should do," says 13th, looking at the drab inside of the vehicle. "I just need to get some water in here and the volunteer fire department will be ready to go."
13th explores the truck some more and finds an old bag of candy.
"What the heck?" says 13th, opening the bag. "Oh man, this is full of those radioactive NFT chocolate bars from like ten years ago."
13th tosses the bag in a nearby dumpster as he exits the vehicle.
"I guess that explains why the entire fire crew that owned this truck died," says 13th. "That candy is some scary communist shit."
13th's PA crackles as a call comes through.
"Erratic driver speeding downtown?" repeats 13th. "It's probably just Andy driving like he does on stream, but it might be worth checking out."
What does 13th do?
-continue preparing the firetruck
-respond to the erratic driver
That’s not in the spirit of the CYOA!
Maybe toss that radioactive garbage somewhere safe and head off the driver?
Maybe toss that radioactive garbage somewhere safe and head off the driver?