Regis pushes the channel button twice, and begins watching Painting with Sideshow Bob.
@The Hound stands on screen with bloodshot eyes and unkempt hair.
"So...uh...today," says Bob, "We'll be painting some....uh..."
Bob fumbles with a joint and continues.
"I'm thinking...corndogs," says Bob, beginning to paint a corndog on a dirty easel. "Man, corndogs are the shit."
"How pathetic," says Regis to the TV. "Bob's composition is terrible. And it looks like he's drawing a penis."
Regis scratches behind his ear and walks into the kitchen. He opens the pantry door and finds an empty bag of dog food.
"Lazy Shizno," growls Regis. "I'll have to improvise."
What will Regis eat for breakfast?
-Shizno's slippers
-Shizno's candy stash
-Shizno's cereal