Ended Dunsparce's Republican Primary Mafia: Ya Can't Bait the Dait

[Dunsparce]

Ibix is now officially running for president.

 

[Whitetiger]

So does that confirm Ibix as town because he was added after all the other roles were out already and presumably dunsparce didn't add another mafia just because he joined?

 

[Ibix]

The Democrats are mafia, right?

So, uh, how about those emails?

Leave Hillary alone!!.

 

[Whitetiger]

Leave Hillary alone!!.

Found Bernie.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

If every day phase doesn't end with deadlocked votes and no progress, then I'm not sure we're doing the flavor justice.

 

[Lotus]

I think we should create an electoral college of God-fearing non-players and rely on their lynch decisions.

Or have a poll every day to determine who should be lynched.

These open votes are so un-american. I demand private voting for the people!

 

[Rondait]

I agree. I think we should start this game with a prayer.

Our Raegan
Who art in heaven
Ronald be thy name
Thy Nation come
Thy will be done
In congress as it was at the convention
Give us this day our daily freedom
And forgive us of our tax breaks
As we forgive those who would raise taxes against us
And lead us not into liberalism
And deliver us from Obummer.




Thank you Ron and deliver us from every socialist now and forever.

AMEN.

 

[Tolvan]

Yeah, what they said.

 

[Ibix]

When I voted in the Highly Morale and Conservative caucus I was actually able to see who my family voted for, so it isn't entirely an un-American prospect to vote openly. At least until the general.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Our Raegan
Who a-

Lynch Rondait

 

[Steal Thy Kill]

Found Bernie.

Agreed.

Lynch Ibix

 

[Whitetiger]

I'd lynch Ibix but as I said I'm pretty sure he's confirmed not mafia. He could be a neutral 3rd party candidate though.

 

[Tolvan]

Dunno, WT and Stealthy make good points.

Lynch Ibix.

 

[Rondait]

Lynch Rondait

Honestly I blame mobile for that one, that's a word I can spell for sure.

 

[Dunsparce]

Rondait (1) - Thunderclaw
Ibix (2) - Stealthy, Tolvan
6 to hammer

Assuming there are no anomalies in the voting process, Ibix will be lynched at the end of the day.

 

[Jeroth]

Our Raegan

You fucked up kid.

Honestly I blame mobile for that one, that's a word I can spell for sure.

No excuses - you didn't even go back to edit it.

Lynch Rondait

This is just sloppy work, Rondait. I don't think you can be president at all. SAD. TOTALLY UNQUALIFIED.

 

[TimTh33nchant3r]

How did I miss this? Ah well, next time perhaps.

 

[Firedemon]

Ugh, do we lynch Ibix for being Bernie or Rondait FOR BEING A HERETICAL BASTARD AND MISSPELLING REPUBLICAN JESUS

I think the choice is clear. Lynch Obamacare Rondait

 

[Dunsparce]

Rondait (3) - Thunderclaw, Jeroth, Firedemon
Ibix (2) - Stealthy, Tolvan
6 to hammer

Assuming there are no anomalies in the voting process, Rondait will be lynched at the end of the day.

How did I miss this? Ah well, next time perhaps.

Sorry, bud. I'll reserve a slot for you in my 2020 Democratic Primary Mafia.

 

[Rondait]

Ugh, do we lynch Ibix for being Bernie or Rondait FOR BEING A HERETICAL BASTARD AND MISSPELLING REPUBLICAN JESUS

I think the choice is clear. Lynch Obamacare Rondait

It was already in the public record. Who do you think i am, Shillary? Hell no. I will own up to my mistakes and not delete my emails OR edit what was in the past. What this country needs is good ol' personal responsibility and I believe it should start from the top.

Also, Lynch Ibix.