Active Get the Cookie

[Requiem]

I hit you in the face with a mackerel.

My cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

I drop a Czar Bomb on you, thus destroying the cookie. At which point I gather up your ashes and bake them into a new Cookie.

My Ash Cookie

 

[Tolvan]

I recruit Team Magma and Team Aqua to take over a volcano, thus depriving you of anywhere to sell your fullheal ripoff ash cookie. In desperation, you start selling stocks in the cookie, which I buy 51% of.

My cookie.

 

[adorablemuffin]

I throw recon at you.

My cookie.

 

[Requiem]

I hit you in the face with a mackerel.

My cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

I shoot an Ion Cannon At you while you are standing next to the fish containing the last one hundred Mackerels in the universe. The Ash Cookie is unscathed.

My Cookie.

 

[Tolvan]

I shoot an Ion Cannon At you while you are standing next to the fish containing the last one hundred Mackerels in the universe. The Ash Cookie is unscathed.

My Cookie.

I manipulate the electrons in your ion cannon, neutralizing the ionic charge and disabling the cannon. I then hit you with a mackerel I stole from Requiem when he wasn't looking. My cookie.

 

[icevin]

I hit you with a mackerel tuna fire Waterdemon.

Muh cookie.

 

[Requiem]

I hit you in the face with a mackerel.

My cookie.

 

[Chickenspleen]

I hit you in the face with a mackerel.

My cookie.

I punch you in the face.

My cookie.

I hit you in the face with a mackerel.

My cookie.

I punch you in the face.

My cookie.

I hit you in the face with a mackerel.

My cookie.

I punch you in the face.

My cookie.

I hit you in the face with a mackerel.

My cookie.

I punch you in the face.

My cookie.

I hit you in the face with a mackerel.

My cookie.

I punch you in the face.

My cookie.

I hit you in the face with a mackerel.

My cookie.

I punch you in the face.

My cookie.

I hit you in the face with a mackerel.

My cookie.

I punch you in the face.

My cookie.

I hit you in the face with a mackerel.

My cookie.

I punch you in the face.

My cookie.

I hit you in the face with a mackerel.

My cookie.

I punch you in the face.

My cookie.

I hit you in the face with a mackerel.

My cookie.

I punch you in the face.

My cookie.

I hit you in the face with a mackerel.

My cookie.

I punch you in the face.

My cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

I pick up a Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus and slam it down upon you.

My Cookie.

 

[coolpool2]

I bury your Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus and you in 20 meters of snow.
My Cookie.

 

[Tolvan]

I pick up a Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus and slam it down upon you.

My Cookie.

I remind you that Daleks cannot eat cookies or, in fact, feel joy. You self-destruct as an offense to the Dalek race.

My cookie.

Edit: damn it cool! Okay. I use Solarbeam. My cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

I reveal that the Dalek Was just a remote control toy controlled by me, my spare Dalek shoots you.

My Cookie.

 

[coolpool2]

Max Revive+Blizzard
My Cookie.

I reveal that the Dalek Was just a remote control toy controlled by me, my spare Dalek shoots you.

My Cookie.

edit: Damit

 

[Requiem]

I hit you in the face with a mackerel.

My cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

I pull out an Elder scroll and delete you and all mackerels in the universe.

My Cookie

 

[Requiem]

I hit you in the face with a mackerel.

My cookie.

 

[coolpool2]

I put your consciousness on a external drive and turn it digital, Requiem.
My Cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

I heat up the Pool, therefore it is no longer cool

My Cookie.