Mach Entertainment Situation Room

[Steal Thy Kill]

I say call his bluff. Even if he blows up the forums it won't work, because we're not just any old cancer, we're stage 4 cockroach cancer. Strike us down and we'll just metastasize elsewhere to shitpost another day.

 

[Null Hypothesis]

*take the shot intensifies*

This quote combined with your profile picture made my day.

 

[Requiem]

Guys I think we should just give him what he wants

This guy makes a good point that--...

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Do we have any updates from our leaders, @RECONmaster and @Tirin ?

Also, what does @13thforsworn think? He's the police chief in forum lore I think.

 

[Tirin]

Sending TC in to negotiate has no evident downsides - though as of yet he hasn't detonated it anyway. I'm in, it's the closest to a win-win we can get out of this.

 

[13thforsworn]

I think we should look into whether this terrorist has any ties to Saddam Hussein Vladimir Putin. His rogue regime could be supplying this scum with not just any type of bomb, but weapons of mass destruction.

 

[The Hound]

Hmmm Russian ties... Vance Landow.... Vladimir Landow.... Vladimir Lenin! Holy shit it all makes sense now, all these years a Russian agent has been in our midst.

 

[Tirin]

What are you talking about, Bob? That's no surprise to anyone, 13th has been right here in the open this entire time.

 

[AndyM03]

I think we should look into whether this terrorist has any ties to Saddam Hussein Vladimir Putin. His rogue regime could be supplying this scum with not just any type of bomb, but weapons of mass destruction.

More like weapons of Mach destruction, amiright?

 

[Requiem]

More like weapons of Mach destruction, amiright?

I hate everything you stand for.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Andy confirmed the real terrorist.

 

[Requiem]

 

[Walrus]

I'm on the case.

 

[Whitetiger]

I may be a lousy businessman and an incompetent fool, but I would never threaten this community with destruction.

...Intentionally

 

[Rondait]

Uh, guys, Whitetiger just posted. I think we need to go to DEFCON 2 if not 1. This clearly isn't a drill.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Walrus? Tirin? Any progress on your efforts?

I know I volunteered but I'd prefer not to have to go in and talk to the scary bomb guy if I don't h-have to...

EDIT: I love how Whitetiger crawled out of his cave just to deliver that truth bomb/sick burn.

 

[Requiem]

Do it.

Don't make me take the shot on you.

 

[Shadow]

Can't we just take the bomb away from him?

Due process can come second, if need be.

 

[Tirin]

Walrus? Tirin? Any progress on your efforts?

I categorize my efforts as a great success; the bomb did not detonate within 24 hours of the threat and thus far has not done so. In the event that it will, it won't - however, I strongly recommend an initiative of expendable forumers spearheaded by our police department to catalogue Vance's posts and thereby ensure that nothing comes to pass.

In other news - vote Tirin for forum mayor 2018!

 

[Walrus]

Walrus? Tirin? Any progress on your efforts?.

Vance remains unresponsive. I'm starting to get concerned. I hope he did not injure himself in some way. Could we get a forum doctor to check on Vance's health?

Perhaps an injury is stopping him from viewing his bomb threat thread. Before we get any forum doctors involved - I'll try reaching out to him directly.