Alright, so just played an hour or so. Got through the incredibly annoying "sneak through the camp" phase. Spent too much time trying to find a key to a door, only to find out that I'm supposed to go through a different hidden door along the camp wall. So that sucked. Eventually made it through though. It's not as much a "tough stealth layout" thing as much as the game just isn't designed for it. The hide mechanic (which I forgot about up until the end of this session) is pretty rudimentary (Geralt can crouch behind a row of boxes, but apparently isn't really into walking while hidden so I can easily move down said row of boxes), the minimap isn't very useful in general (basically just for finding inns, craftsmen, and quest markers), the range where you can stun guards is annoyingly difficult sometimes, I really have no sense for what the range of visibility is on those guys (I can be standing dead in front of a guy fifty feet away and be fine, but I swear at one point they found me when there was a whole tent between us), you get the idea. Good game, and it's nice to have stealth occasionally built into non-stealth games when it's called for, but it'd be nice if the game were built a bit better to accommodate that. Not saying make it easy and forgiving, but a touch less frustrating.
Also, if the hide button is gonna be the same as the search button, stop putting hide spots in the same place as goddamn crafting materials.
Anyway. That was a thing. Dove through some caves. Killed a golem. Sadly I didn't have a pokeball on me, so I just settled for the xp and loot. I'm really jonesing for another Kayran-esque monster hunt.
This then leads to a scripted capture by the Nilfgaardians that I can't do a damn thing about. Oh, I can use the Axii sign on this guy? Awesome, that always works. It did not work. I then meet with the ambassador, who we haven't seen since the Prologue. Y'know, when I was in prison. He was a bit sketchy, but like whatever. Politics. Man was I wrong. See,
apparently I've been carrying Triss in the form of a small doll. And
apparently, this was planned so that Nilfgaard could get her for his evil plot. And
apparently this was accomplished by motherfucking
Philippa Eilhart's apprentice tricking and betraying me from the very goddamn start. So she's getting stabbed.
The ambassador GTFOs with Triss (and name drops the location of Chapter 3, if I had to guess), and leaves me to be executed by his sorcerer. Then in comes
Vernon Fucking Roche. Man, you kinda forget how much of a badass this guy is. So we kill some fucks. Found out that they killed some fucks while I was gone, specifically Letho's Witcher accomplices, but the big guy escaped to Chapter 3. We get ready to go, but since I didn't let Stennis die, I have to go collect some blood from Henselt. And you know what that means, more stealth gameplay! This one went easier. Mainly because I looked shit up to make sure I wasn't fucking around for half an hour looking for another non-existent key or something. Confronting Henselt then goes easy. Guy doesn't wanna get killed, and let's face it, even if I slit his throat there's still good odds I could make it out of the camp in one piece. I still have the Blue Stripes in my back pocket. But no, I don't get to kill him. I just intimidate him into giving me a bit of blood and he lets me go free because I happened to let it spill that I can dispel the mist. Because fuck yeah I'm a Witcher.
Anyhow, I'm okay that I didn't kill Henselt because my priorities have been reorganized.
My New Shitlist:
- Nilfgaardian Dickhead. The fact that this coincides with my other top priority of finding Triss makes this very urgent.
- Philippa's Apprentice, the Nilfgaardian Honeypot. Thank you, good Ambassador, for letting slip how this was your way of manipulating Philippa. I'll be sure to clean up this loose end (game permitting)
- Stennis. God this guy is a dick. He better lose his damn trial.
- Letho. I haven't forgotten that this bastard is the one who originally absconded with Triss. Also, he killed Foltest and let me take the blame, forcing me on this whole damn quest.
- Henselt. I mean, I'd probably hate him more if I spent more time with him, but he's not making a great first impression. It's more just recognizing the trend here.
- Rotfiends. These guys are just really annoying to fight.
- The next person to look funny at Zoltan or Dandelion. Particularly Dandelion, because that guy totally can't look out for himself. Man, I hope we get some solid Dandelion Hijinks sidequests.
Next session I confront Philippa, so we'll see how that goes.