Ruin has come to our users.
You remember our venerable board, opulent and imperial, gazing proudly from its stoic perch above Console Gaming. I spent all my years in that ancient, rumor-shadowed forum, fattened by the Great Divide and Aladane - and yet I began to tire of conventional extravagance. Singular, unsettles tales suggested that RP itself was a gateway to some fabulous and unnameable power. With relic and ritual I bent every effort towards the excavation and recovery of those long-buried secrets, exhausting what remained of my time and effort on hidden subforums and the Wayback Machine.
At last in the scum-filled halls beneath the lowest foundations I unearthed that damnable portal of antediluvian evil. My every step unsettled the ancient data, but I was in a realm of death and madness. In the end I fled laughing and wailing through those blackened arcades of antiquity... until consciousness failed me.
You remember our venerable board, opulent and imperial. It is a festering abomination! I beg you. Return home; claim your birthright, and deliver our forum from the ravenous, clutching shadows of the Darkest Subboard.
You remember our venerable board, opulent and imperial, gazing proudly from its stoic perch above Console Gaming. I spent all my years in that ancient, rumor-shadowed forum, fattened by the Great Divide and Aladane - and yet I began to tire of conventional extravagance. Singular, unsettles tales suggested that RP itself was a gateway to some fabulous and unnameable power. With relic and ritual I bent every effort towards the excavation and recovery of those long-buried secrets, exhausting what remained of my time and effort on hidden subforums and the Wayback Machine.
At last in the scum-filled halls beneath the lowest foundations I unearthed that damnable portal of antediluvian evil. My every step unsettled the ancient data, but I was in a realm of death and madness. In the end I fled laughing and wailing through those blackened arcades of antiquity... until consciousness failed me.
You remember our venerable board, opulent and imperial. It is a festering abomination! I beg you. Return home; claim your birthright, and deliver our forum from the ravenous, clutching shadows of the Darkest Subboard.