OVERWATCH

[Colonel Thunder]

That moment when you realize...

Tracer is Scout and Ms. Pauling's granddaughter.

Bastion was built by Engineer, and Torbjorn is his grandson

Winston is the son of Poopy Joe

Zarya is Soldier's and Zhanna's granddaugher

Mercy is Medic's grand-niece

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Also the next time I see a friendly Bastion siting in sentry mode, I'm going to switch to Torbjorn, start hitting him with the hammer, then complain that "it's not working".

 

[Salsy]

Salsy#1173

 

[coolpool2]

Also the next time I see a friendly Bastion siting in sentry mode, I'm going to switch to Torbjorn, start hitting him with the hammer, then complain that "it's not working".

They should put in friendly fire for Torbjorn against omnics. Since his whole thing is that he is racist against sentient robots.

 

[Zircom]

That moment when you realize...

Tracer is Scout and Ms. Pauling's granddaughter.

Bastion was built by Engineer, and Torbjorn is his grandson

Winston is the son of Poopy Joe

Zarya is Soldier's and Zhanna's granddaugher

Mercy is Medic's grand-niece

You really should've quit while you were ahead, you peaked with the Winston/McCree thing

 

[Crowbar109]

Junkrat is my favorite so far. I haven't played too much, since I'm only level 9, but the only charaters I don't personally don't take to is Hanzo and Widowmaker. I'd need the internet to stop having a hardon for snipers to enjoy playing sniper on a team.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

You really should've quit while you were ahead, you peaked with the Winston/McCree thing

I will never be more proud of a joke.

It's all downhill from here.

 

[13thforsworn]

Haven't built my new PC yet, but a friend let me borrow one of their old graphics cards till I have my complete build ready.

Battletag: VinegarSoup#1933

 

[Tirin]

Zarya is Soldier's and Zhanna's granddaugher

Mercy is Medic's grand-niece

These are really the only two that could conceivably work, and even those... not particularly. Certainly Zarya is much less reclusive than anyone in Heavy's family, even though she's similarly swole.

Now, Reinhardt being Heavy and Medic's genespliced son, on the other hand... well, still no, 'cause Reinhardt's DNA is composed of 100% justice.

 

[coolpool2]

Thinking about it now, you got most of those nationalities wrong.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Thinking about it now, you got most of those nationalities wrong.

Coolpool, there's just American and not-American, get over it.

 

[Tirin]

Coolpool, there's just American and not-American, get over it.

That would still mean you got the nationalities wrong, since Engineer is American and Torbjörn is not.

 

[coolpool2]

Tracer = not American, Scout = American
Zarya = not American, Soldier = American

Mercy and Medic are both not American. Still not the same nationality.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

 

[Crowbar109]

Payload = American.
Payload = Not american.

Edit: Battle tag = Crowbar109#1671

 

[Tirin]

Listening to Thunderkill on loop while smashing unjust fuckboys as Reinhardt is the most satisfying thing in the entire goddamn world.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Just went 38-2 as Mei. Two members of the opposing team said "fuck you mei".

Today is a a good day.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Also I will be playing basically all day today if anyone wants to join.

 

[Zircom]

how i feel about mei

 

[Colonel Thunder]

A friend of mine shared this on Facebook a little bit ago.

"I had a dream that Hanzo from overwatch got his head stuck in a hole all winnie the pooh style and they were going to have to cut his hair off to get him out. He was throwing a fit. Widowmaker was all "why don't we just shave him like a dog?" And Reaper suggested cutting his head off all together."