Continuous Super Zeroes

Lotus

Well-Known Member
Member
Alrighty, so this is how this game goes. First person posts a superpower they'll gain. Next poster tells what the first did to get that power, then posts their own power.

Example:
OP: I want Super Strength!

Next: You gain Super Strength by drinking your body weight in Taurine, straight from the source.
I want to read minds!

Easy? Right? Let's get super, Zeroes!

I want to have the power to show back up in the forums and have people make a huge deal about it.
 
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Danny

Guest
Unregsistered User
You gain the power to show back in the forum and have people make a big deal of it, by posting a photo of a dead body and the coordinates to where you buried the body with each post. I guarantee people would take notice of that.

[also hai lotus! :)]

I want immortality, and quite frankly I don't care what I have to do to get it.
 

Dunsparce

Well-Known Member
Member
An evil computer takes over the world and brings most of humanity to extinction, but keeps you alive and tortures you forever. But hey, at least you're immortal.

I want the power to steal other powers.
 

Requiem

Well-Known Member
Member
You gain the power to steal powers, but you can only use it at 2:45 am in the morning after an eclipse and only on a very specific, remote island in the Pacific.

I want to fly.
 

Tirin

God-Emperor of Tealkind
Moderator
You gain the power to fly... only after hollowing out your bones. You're gonna need bone marrow and/or blood transplants for the rest of your life, which'll probably be shortened anyway.

I want to control time (shocker, right?).
 

Chickenspleen

Well-Known Member
Member
You start up a locally-owned clock repair shop. You now have the power to set people's clocks ahead or behind up to three minutes without them knowing. Who knows what you could do with this power.

I want the power to see people's futures, but not my own.
 

Null Hypothesis

Well-Known Member
Donor III
After drinking a Costco sized bottle of hand sanitized to get drunk images of the future for people around you flash through your mind, but you've also gone blind so you'll never get to see what your own future looks like.

I want psionic powers.
 

Colonel Thunder

Renowned Blunderer & Dishonorary Czech
Member
Sure. You get them by studying to become a Jedi. Sadly, as soon as your Force powers are developed enough to have psionic powers, Order 66 happens.

I want to be able to turn into a bug!
 

Requiem

Well-Known Member
Member
Even if this is weird to admit that I know, it'll be extra weird for TC because Ladybug is apparently the name of a porn star. I still ship TC and FD, especially for that new piece of info.

You gain the power to make the dankest of memes, but every time you try to share them with anyone, something more important comes up to interrupt you.

I wish I was a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword.
 

Tirin

God-Emperor of Tealkind
Moderator
You are... but right before the final blow is struck on your adversary, he tears open a portal in time and flings you into the future, where his evil is law! Now, fool, you seek to return to the past - and undo the future that is Tirin Aku!

I wish that I could turn invisible at will.
 

Requiem

Well-Known Member
Member
You now have the ability to turn invisible, but only people named Will won't be able to see you.

I wish I had the power of master persuasion.
 

AndyM03

Well-Known Member
Member
You can win any argument with ease, but just before your opponent concedes, they reply with "Doesn't matter, have autism"

I wish I had the ability to get my fucking work done.
 

Chickenspleen

Well-Known Member
Member
You lose your job, are expelled from school, and are unable to find any new employment or education. You now have absolutely no work to do, allowing you to always be done with it.

I wish I could jump between timelines.
 

Tirin

God-Emperor of Tealkind
Moderator
You can! You can jump between exactly two timelines: this one, and the worst one possible, where the world is a blasted heath beneath maddening teal light. Hope, both present and future, has been extinguished.

I wish that I was immortal.
 

Zapy97

Active Member
Member
You are but you exponentially. Everything becomes harder however you also become more aware of the difficulty. Eventually you waste away to a hungry unintelligent spirit is totally aware of its surroundings but can do nothing out of sheer difficulty.

I wish that I was the supreme ruler of a smallish country that no cared about.
 

Tirin

God-Emperor of Tealkind
Moderator
You end up with an extra chromosome. You have become the potato you wished for.

I wish I could get bitches and riches.
 
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