Continuous Super Zeroes

[Zapy97]

You teleport three feet to the right but the lower half of your body is now stuck in the floor.

I wish I owned a Tank

 

[Easy]

You save up for a long time and buy a Tank. You just don't have any money left over for diesel, to fill the tank with.

I wish to become the absolute master of my own circumstances.

 

[Requiem]

You save up for a long time and buy a Tank. You just don't have any money left over for diesel, to fill the tank with.

I wish to become the absolute master of my own circumstances.

You do, but upon doing so you discover that you were already the master of your own circumstances. You lead a long and fruitful life with much happiness in whatever way you define it.

I would like telekinesis, please.