Ended TC's Chaos Lynch Mafia: Mafia Wins - Literally Stupider Than Poop Mafia, Do Not Resuscitate

[Lotus]

Dead Lynch TC

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Dunsparce has been killed!

You're the Jailer!

Every night, you may target another to put them in jail!

This will stop them from performing a night action, and stop any night actions that would otherwise target them!

Day 5 begins!

4 players remaining!

Somewhere between 2 and 3 votes required to lynch someone!

Every player will have between 1 and 2 votes!

Good luck!

 

[Jeroth]

LYNCH TAG ROSS

 

[Requiem]

LYNCH SHIZNO

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Dammit.

Tag dies, he was a townie.

Shizno dies, he was a townie.

Req and Jeroth are scum buddies, they win.

Now let's not ask any questions about the game and forget it happened

 

[Requiem]

I won't lie, it was some baby back bullshit RNGesus, lord and savior of the pulling a rabbit out of a hat holy fuck how did that happen sort of trick, but it happened. I'm surprised I lasted as long as I did before everyone figured out I was mafia. The two day phases where I lived when I should have died don't count as that literally just came down to the numbers of the thing. Before that though, I should have died, absolutely.

Fun fact, me saying "hammer" on the Day 1 lynch vote really was an innocent mistake. I didn't remember how many votes I had or what the requirement was and I honestly just thought, "Oh yeah, five votes, nine players, this is the hammer, cool." It wasn't until Tag pointed it out that I had even noticed I made the mistake. Any other game, that wouldn't have been a mistake, but this wasn't any other game after all.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

OKAY NO MORE DISCUSSION ALLOWED LET'S KEEP THING MOVING

NEXT GAME PEOPLE, NEXT GAME

HAHA HOW DOES ONE LOCK THE THREAD?

 

[Requiem]

Nah, come on, let people talk!

Or did some craziness happen and you legitimately don't want people to talk?

 

[Colonel Thunder]

T-talk? What good could possibly come of that? Why, the game's over, everyone knows who has what role, there's no new information to be gleaned, right????

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHA

 

[Requiem]

TC, what aren't you telling us?

 

[Tirin]

Fuckin' called Req bein' scum. You guys suck.

 

[Requiem]

I thought I did fine for most of day 1 and day 2, but that mistake with the day 1 lynch should have gotten me killed immediately.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Well.........Dunsparce actually um......................jailed Req on Night 1 but I um.................

...

...I thought he jailed Lotus...

 

[Colonel Thunder]

im so sorry

 

[Tirin]

What awful thing do you feel should be done to you?

'cause, as the mayor of this forum, I think that the appropriate punishment would be to Lynch TC.

 

[Requiem]

Hmm. Technically the kill could have gone through since Jeroth was still around, right? I don't think the kill was solely mine.

If it was only mine, then... well... yeah, you dun goof'd.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

 

[Firedemon]

I thought I did fine for most of day 1 and day 2, but that mistake with the day 1 lynch should have gotten me killed immediately.

I knew you were mafia as soon as you said you were hammering me.

Which made me even more annoyed that YOU PEOPLE LYNCHED ME WHILE I WAS AT WORK AND COULDN'T CLAIM COP.[/tirintalk]

Also, Lynch TC

 

[Steal Thy Kill]

Another day, another one of TC's mafia games that ends with him getting lynched by all the players.

 

[Requiem]

Lynch TC.

Don't worry, it's only two lynch votes to kill and I happened to have a vote worth two lynches. <3