The Final Debate

[Dunsparce]

With the gay marriage debate put to a rest, there's only one last thing that we need to argue over.

Are you gay if you like traps?

 

[Chlegyr]

Oh now you've done it boy.

There won't be a hell to freeze over by the time this is done.

 

[Tirin]

No.

Also I'll rig the vote if you fuck with me.

 

[Walrus]

Eh. There are two factors of attraction to look at here.

1) attraction to general gender/behavior/appearance (Were you happy when you saw that trap all dressed up and woman-like?)
2) Attraction to specific genitalia (Were you happy when you saw that trap's penis?)

Whether or not its "gay" depends on how you react to each factor. If you're happy when you see the trap all dressed up and then you don't really care that the trap has a penis? Not gay. If you don't really care when you see that trap all dressed up and then you're happy when you see that the trap has a penis? Gay. Happy about both factors? Bisexual.

TRIGGER WARNING: "PERVERTED CUNTBOY FILTH" AHEAD.

Spoiler

For example, a bisexual someone in my college dorm has told me that she "is attracted to men and vaginas." She prefers to physically interact with vaginas, but she also prefers people that identify with the male gender role and that have masculine characteristics.

Vagina? OK.
Male? OK.
Male with a vagina? Perfect.

 

[Dunsparce]

Keep your perverted cuntboy filth off of my thread. This is about dickgirls, goddamn it!

 

[Walrus]

Keep your perverted cuntboy filth off of my thread. This is about dickgirls, goddamn it!

You're right, Dunsparce. While I won't remove it, I have now added a trigger warning and spoiler tags to prevent unwanted exposure to the radical topic of cuntboys.

 

[Dunsparce]

Don't let it happen again.

 

[Deleted member 13]

Happy about both factors? Bisexual.

Not necessarily. A lot of gay people like members of the same sex who have opposite-gender characteristics. Doesn't make them bisexual.

That being said, I think we can all agree it's case closed. Unless you're a guy attracted to male genitalia, you aren't gay.

 

[Easy]

Yeah... but traps have male genitalia.

 

[Tirin]

Swagga confirmed for gay

 

[Easy]

Unlike Videas, Swagga's been married and conceived children. With half the latter's years of life experience to get around to it, too.

 

[Tirin]

Also unlike Videas, Swagga's fine with saying that elf men and women all look the same from behind.

...'sides, not like that marriage went anywhere.

 

[Easy]

"Yeah, so?" and "how so?" respectively.

 

[Tirin]

mo' like Fagga amirite

 

[Easy]

Mo' like mo' like Gaydeas ohhhhh

 

[Dunsparce]

Looks like it's time to rig the vote, Tirin.

 

[Tirin]

Successfully rigged as fuck.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Oh now you've done it boy.

There won't be a hell to freeze over by the time this is done.

I've missed your comments, Stoney.

 

[Lumpy]

I voted no but Tirin's homo-ness just proved otherwise.

 

[Tirin]

You da real homo.