Aw, c'mon. The Justice of the Peace has more important cases to handle than my.....pun-ishment!
Continuous The Forum Court (Tirin v. Thunder: Concluded)
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It's funny, because he made a pun by calling me a Punslinger.
I can't wait until it devolves into a trial by combat and then the jurors take sides and we make an RP out of it that only sort of happens eventually maybe.
Punslinger is an accepted term for terrible people who make too many puns.
Well this is just unjust. Any roleplayer with history in this community would know that Golden Lore didn't die because of Tolvan, it died because it's Golden Lore.
Beating a sickly man is still beating a man dammit!
He's not wrong you know. But when the man has been stabbed multiple times, has contracted numerous life threatening illnesses, and is a cancer unto himself, it's almost like a mercy beating/killing at that point. Tolvan committed benign campaignicide in that case. Still campaignicide, technically, but it's not like Tolvan was the only one to commit that offense (the other one being me, lol).
Also, yo, just visiting for the moment. Tirin messaged me a few weeks back about this, figured I'd come check things out a little bit. Don't think I'm "back" per se, but poking my head around is nice.
I see myself as the mercy killer, really, with Tolvan being the stabber.
Should probably start a new thread.
Though, I don't know how long of a case this will be. It's not like I can claim I'm not guilty of reckless punslinging.
Not sure what the meat of the case will be.
Though, I don't know how long of a case this will be. It's not like I can claim I'm not guilty of reckless punslinging.
Not sure what the meat of the case will be.
The defendant has clearly admitted guilt and all potential jurors, even Right Honorable Justice Easy Rider himself, have borne witness to the defendant's crimes over the years. The prosecution moves that we should proceed directly to sentencing.
Literal years of rampunt and unpunished punnery, which clearly demand punitive measures.
This is viable with a guilty plea; otherwise, it is recognized as a fundamental right of all Accused forumers that a trial be held to determine the viability of an applied sentence.
Speaking of which...
Hear ye, hear ye! Court is in session.
The Right Honorable Justice Easy Rider will now preside over the case of @Colonel Thunder v Forums, concerning charges of reckless punslinging brought forth by Forumer @Firedemon . The Court now calls on both parties to name Prosecution and Defense for their case or, otherwise, waive the right to a representative, and pursue the case themselves.
Your Honor, I waive my right to a representative. I won't have Mach tax dollars go towards the proceedings of such a frivolous case.
That, and nobody is gonna really take your case anyways.