In those days, a holy man named Shadow came preaching in the desert wilderness of the Forum.
“Three stars, zero fucks!" said Shadow to those that passed him.
Shadow wore a tattered work uniform, and his food was gross-ass bugs, wild honey, and lots of drugs. All the people in the region of the Forum were going out to him, for his memes were good and his mushrooms were filled with wisdom. He had many followers.
But when Shadow saw many of the Danisees coming to his desert, he said to them;
“You brood of aspies! Don't think you pizza-hating fucks are special just 'cause you have some Admin privileges! We could make an Admin out of Walrus if we wanted to, you Butt Ahyss-murdering crybaby bitches! Your time of being emotionally competent is nearing it's end!"
"Shut up!"
The Danisees hated Shadow because he told them the truth.
"Fuck off, druggie," said the Danisees. "We're just on our way to the market to buy some freeze peach."
The Danisees began furiously masturbating at the mention of their most prized possession, as was their custom.
“I sell pretty sick drugs and memes," said Shadow. "But there's a niggá coming who is mightier than I, whose ass I am not worthy to eat."
The people of the Forum marveled at his words.
"He will cleanse you through word and deed," said Shadow. "He will be the most OG motherfucker, and the most precious, adorable being of this world."
"Such a feat is that of a God!" said one of Shadow's disciples.
"And this niggá," said Shadow. "He's going to save those who follow him from the wicked ostrich!"
"Is all this true?" implored those who had gathered around him.
"Maybe!" said Shadow. "I am high as balls right now."
"How will we know who this Savior is?" asked a disciple.
"His powers work in mysterious ways!" said Shadow. "For all I know, he's that niggá right there!"
Shadow pointed at a young man trying to walk by unnoticed. The people of the Forum gasped aloud as the Savior uttered the first holy words.
"Please stop pointing at me," said Coolpool.
“Three stars, zero fucks!" said Shadow to those that passed him.
Shadow wore a tattered work uniform, and his food was gross-ass bugs, wild honey, and lots of drugs. All the people in the region of the Forum were going out to him, for his memes were good and his mushrooms were filled with wisdom. He had many followers.
But when Shadow saw many of the Danisees coming to his desert, he said to them;
“You brood of aspies! Don't think you pizza-hating fucks are special just 'cause you have some Admin privileges! We could make an Admin out of Walrus if we wanted to, you Butt Ahyss-murdering crybaby bitches! Your time of being emotionally competent is nearing it's end!"
"Shut up!"
The Danisees hated Shadow because he told them the truth.
"Fuck off, druggie," said the Danisees. "We're just on our way to the market to buy some freeze peach."
The Danisees began furiously masturbating at the mention of their most prized possession, as was their custom.
“I sell pretty sick drugs and memes," said Shadow. "But there's a niggá coming who is mightier than I, whose ass I am not worthy to eat."
The people of the Forum marveled at his words.
"He will cleanse you through word and deed," said Shadow. "He will be the most OG motherfucker, and the most precious, adorable being of this world."
"Such a feat is that of a God!" said one of Shadow's disciples.
"And this niggá," said Shadow. "He's going to save those who follow him from the wicked ostrich!"
"Is all this true?" implored those who had gathered around him.
"Maybe!" said Shadow. "I am high as balls right now."
"How will we know who this Savior is?" asked a disciple.
"His powers work in mysterious ways!" said Shadow. "For all I know, he's that niggá right there!"
Shadow pointed at a young man trying to walk by unnoticed. The people of the Forum gasped aloud as the Savior uttered the first holy words.
"Please stop pointing at me," said Coolpool.