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Article 3 - Tragedy Strikes! Prosecutor Walrus Found Dead!
In the past 24 hours, this community’s hero, Prosecutor Walrus, was found dead within one of our forum’s threads.
Prosecutor Walrus’ presence in this community has led to many greats. This monolithic paper may have never existed if not for this great Walrus who inspired the Tusk’s first article. And his heroism in not only stopping all forum crime forever, but also saving us from the terrible not-crime terrorist bomb threat, shall never be forgotten.
One of our honoured sources has informed us that forumers Andy and Tirin were chiefly involved in the death of Prosecutor Walrus. Moments before his death, the Insightful Prosecutor Walrus was in a heated courtroom argument in favor of this forum’s safety. Without him, we fear the worst.
In this moment of tragedy, we at the Rogue Tusk are opening up to this community, with our fins wider than ever. We will be holding a memorial service in this thread, effective immediately, for the remainder of this week. If you have any thoughts, prayers, or emotional outcries, please post them in this thread or send a private message to our editor.
Expect more from us.
Yours truly,
W. Man
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Article 3 - Tragedy Strikes! Prosecutor Walrus Found Dead!
In the past 24 hours, this community’s hero, Prosecutor Walrus, was found dead within one of our forum’s threads.
Prosecutor Walrus’ presence in this community has led to many greats. This monolithic paper may have never existed if not for this great Walrus who inspired the Tusk’s first article. And his heroism in not only stopping all forum crime forever, but also saving us from the terrible not-crime terrorist bomb threat, shall never be forgotten.
One of our honoured sources has informed us that forumers Andy and Tirin were chiefly involved in the death of Prosecutor Walrus. Moments before his death, the Insightful Prosecutor Walrus was in a heated courtroom argument in favor of this forum’s safety. Without him, we fear the worst.
In this moment of tragedy, we at the Rogue Tusk are opening up to this community, with our fins wider than ever. We will be holding a memorial service in this thread, effective immediately, for the remainder of this week. If you have any thoughts, prayers, or emotional outcries, please post them in this thread or send a private message to our editor.
Expect more from us.
Yours truly,
W. Man
Archive
Article #0 to #1 - Editor's Note + Prosecutor Walrus Ends Forum Crime
Article #2 - Bomb Threat Defused! Forums Safe Forever!
Do you have an article for the Tusk? Submit to the editor via PM today!
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