Welp, It's Been Fun

[Shizno]

Since I've always looked up to Druby, I'm following in his footsteps and joining the military. I'm being sent off in a bit over a week. So yeah, this is my goodbye for now and a permanent goodbye in case I die or get real friends or something. I mean, it's not technically impossible, y'know? So, yeah, nothing too big here, just letting people know why I'm gonna be gone. Not like it'd be that much of a difference really as I didn't hang out much recently anyways. Anyways, good bye and everything and I'll see you all in three months.

 

[coolpool2]

Best of luck Shizno, do your country proud, or at least don't slack off during training.

 

[Frilzer]

Good luck man. You have my thanks for your service. Make the best of everything you do.

 

[Tolvan]

Fuckin Shinzo. See ya, man.

 

[Firedemon]

Go kick names and take ass Shizno.

 

[Dragonruby]

Goddammit Shizno, stealing my thunder you fuck. Fuck off you piece of shit

I'll miss you

 

[Shizno]

Thanks, guys. This all means a lot to m-

Goddammit Shizno, stealing my thunder you fuck. Fuck off you piece of shit

... Oh...

 

[Colonel Thunder]

I'm so proud of you two.

MY kids never do anything that cool.

 

[Artistunknown]

Good luck!

 

[Tirin]

Seeya, Shizno. Don't die, or if you do make sure you die super cool.

 

[Tag_Ross]

Bring back stories about stories.

 

[The Hound]

See ya Shizno, if the Military offers to put you in a special program do it, you might get bionic legs or something... Or be turned into a Walrus... On second thought don't do that.

 

[Shizno]

MY kids never do anything that cool.

To be fair, it's surprising that they can accomplish much at all.

See ya Shizno, if the Military offers to put you in a special program do it, you might get bionic legs or something... Or be turned into a Walrus... On second thought don't do that.

Or both. Although a bionic walrus tail isn't all that cool-sounding, yeah...

 

[Danny]

We've already got one walrus, I don't think we need another.
*shudder*

 

[Requiem]

It's been more than three months, where the fuck are you

 

[Chickenspleen]

Oh, jeez, I never wished Shizno off. Hey, dude, if you ever take time off from your schedule to look at this thread, pretend I wrote this three months ago.

 

[Frilzer]

It's been more than three months, where the fuck are you

He must have... Must have... DIED.

Or got real friends, either way, dead to us.

 

[RECONmaster]

Real friends? Spooky.

 

[Dunsparce]

Definitely no girlfriend, though.

 

[Requiem]

That's too bad since I've got a girl now. He needs to show up so I can rub it in his face and refill my bottle of shizno tears.