What Are You Eating?

[BlookyHannah]

Dairy milk is a chocolate bar, friends. Sorry for any confusion.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Dairy milk is a chocolate bar, friends. Sorry for any confusion.

Now I understand!

Hey does anybody like my favorite brand of pancake mix, "Baked Beans"? Or my favorite cereal, "A Goddamn Dog Turd"?

 

[Jeroth]

Just demolished 5 rolls of sushi.

*Dynamite Roll
*Spicy Yellowtail Roll
*Spicy Salmon
*Spicy Crabmeat
* Spicy Shrimp Roll.

It was fantastic. Now I'm back to cutting.

 

[Elliot]

I think you can probably cut and eat a lot of sushi. #Protein

 

[Requiem]

Cashew is fine, but the stores around me don't always have it, so I take what I can buy.

 

[Dunsparce]

Here's some life wisdom I just learned: If you're planning on eating something made of meat, don't, immediately preceding it, listen to goregrind and read a virtual novel with copious amounts of body horror.

 

[Requiem]

Yeah, that's a good lesson to learn, haha. Sorry that happened, Dunsparce.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

What are you cooking that's made of meat?

We know you're secretly a master chef Dunsparce

 

[Dunsparce]

Pot roast with corned beef and weird purple cabbage. The beef was kinda... stringy. As I grabbed a forkful of corned beef, it split apart into undulating strands, like fleshy tentacles. It writhed in my throat as I choked it down, as if gleeful to enter my body and become one with my flesh.

As for the cabbage, I don't think I even need to say anything. Just look at this shit:

Spoiler

The true face of all horror.

 

[coolpool2]

I've never actually played saya no uta.

 

[Dunsparce]

I highly recommend it. It was made by the guy who made Fate/Zero, Psycho Pass, and some other anime I don't think any of you give a shit about called Madoka Magica. Obviously it's really fucked up, so maybe pass on it if you're fainthearted.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

and some other anime I don't think any of you give a shit about called Madoka Magica.

Hey! That's my friend's favorite anime, I think!

Also damn, nice cooking Dunsparce. I'm happy you're not just eating garbage or something.

*glares at @Regis *

 

[Requiem]

Madoka Magica

Of course we do, that was one of our animes a few years back. It didn't have the staying power of other stuff overall though, so we just haven't brought it up lately.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Any interest in a Mach cook-off?

 

[Zircom]

Only if blooky promises to share her recipe for eating TC ass.