Skype Chat Wins/Fails Thread

[Colonel Thunder]

So, first week of school this week.
[1:51:27 PM] TC (Tyler): I go to my first class today at 1:30.
[1:51:36 PM] TC (Tyler): Get there about 1:20, whatever.
[1:51:49 PM] TC (Tyler): Professor walks in behind me.
[1:52:00 PM] TC (Tyler): Says something about "you here for the writing class?"
[1:52:21 PM] TC (Tyler): I tell the professor that this is the digital interactive studio class.
[1:52:27 PM] TC (Tyler): He doubts me.
[1:52:37 PM] TC (Tyler): I show him the school schedule on my phone.
[1:53:03 PM] TC (Tyler): Digital Interactive Studio class is scheduled with a different professor in the room we're currently in.
[1:53:21 PM] TC (Tyler): Professor apologizes and leaves, says his class must be downstairs somewhere.
[1:53:27 PM] TC (Tyler): A few minutes pass.
[1:53:42 PM] TC (Tyler): Finally more students show up.
[1:53:56 PM] TC (Tyler): I look at my schedule for the next few days.
[1:54:05 PM] TC (Tyler): Notice something about today's schedule.
[1:54:22 PM] TC (Tyler): My Digital Interactive class is at 3:30, not 1:30.
[1:54:47 PM] TC (Tyler): mfw I just convinced the professor he was in the wrong class
[1:54:48 PM] Tag Ross: so you just sent the fucking teacher to the wrong class?
[1:54:55 PM] TC (Tyler): stand up
[1:55:04 PM] TC (Tyler): I walk out of he building
[1:55:07 PM] Tag Ross: wait for him
[1:55:10 PM] TC (Tyler): Don't look back.
[1:55:11 PM] Tag Ross: you should have waited
[1:55:19 PM] TC (Tyler): Go back to dorm room.
[1:55:22 PM] TC (Tyler): Close door.
[1:55:27 PM] TC (Tyler): Start typing this on Skype.
[1:55:43 PM] Not Zircom: He's gonna wait around next class so he can beat you up when you show up for whatever it is after his class

 

[The Hound]

Good to see Dunerpaw is spreading his disasters around and isn't taking them all out on us anymore.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

the wedgie is the worst part
[9:31:51 PM] Kyle Watson: I can't fix it
[9:31:59 PM] Kyle Watson: it's fucking stuckthere with med tape
[9:32:02 PM] Kyle Watson:
[9:32:05 PM] MK: Can't take it off and go commando yet?
[9:32:19 PM] Kyle Watson: nope, not if I want this wound to actually heal, lol
[9:32:28 PM] LM: We've been watching Gravity Falls lately, just finished episode 16, and just finally noticed there's a coded message at the end of the credits
[9:32:38 PM] Kyle Watson: oh yeah?
[9:32:53 PM] MK: LM and I are drunk btw. I found coupons for booze so we took advantage.
[9:33:04 PM] MK: Watching Gravity Falls whiole drunk is awesome
[9:33:06 PM] Kyle Watson: lol good find
[9:33:15 PM] TC (Tyler): Kyle.
[9:33:17 PM] TC (Tyler): Are you...
[9:33:20 PM] TC (Tyler): ...butthurt?
[9:33:23 PM] Kyle Watson: fuck off
[9:33:24 PM] Kyle Watson: fuck
[9:33:24 PM] MK: TC did you see my message from earlier?
[9:33:25 PM] Kyle Watson: right
[9:33:25 PM] Kyle Watson: off
[9:33:28 PM] Kyle Watson: I have heard that
[9:33:30 PM] Kyle Watson: TOO
[9:33:31 PM] Kyle Watson: MANY
[9:33:33 PM] Kyle Watson: FUCKING
[9:33:33 PM] TC (Tyler): ...no, I didn't.
[9:33:33 PM] Kyle Watson: TIMES
[9:33:40 PM] Kyle Watson: AUAHEPIGWHOWIHJT
[9:33:42 PM] TC (Tyler): Ah. Sorry about that.
[9:33:43 PM] MK: omfg TC
[9:33:49 PM] TC (Tyler): Didn't know you'd be so anal about it.
[9:33:53 PM] Kyle Watson: .....
[9:33:56 PM] Kyle Watson: you're dead to me
[9:34:07 PM] TC (Tyler): I'm sorry man.
[9:34:12 PM] TC (Tyler): It was an assident.
[9:34:21 PM] MK: Jesus dude I'm still recovering from fucjking bronchitis. I can't breathe now
[9:34:23 PM] Kyle Watson: okay that was was pretty funny
[9:34:36 PM] MK: Aaaand I pissed myself. Thanks TC
[9:34:42 PM] TC (Tyler): ...seriously?
[9:34:54 PM] MK: Yeah it happens if I cough or sneeze too hard. Three kids...
[9:35:01 PM] LM: Sometimes, women pee when they laugh.
[9:35:10 PM] Kyle Watson: specifically mk
[9:35:17 PM] MK: Lukily I'm wearing a pad.
[9:35:21 PM] LM: or sneeze or cough
[9:35:22 PM] TC (Tyler): My bad, I didn't know. I hope you're not...
[9:35:25 PM] TC (Tyler): ...pissed off.
[9:35:26 PM] Kyle Watson: no
[9:35:28 PM] Kyle Watson: nooooooo
[9:35:29 PM] Kyle Watson: noooooooooooooooooooo
[9:35:32 PM] Kyle Watson: I saw it coming
[9:35:36 PM] Kyle Watson: I could do nothing to stopit
[9:35:37 PM] MK: Fuck you dude. you're going to kill me. I can't breathe.
[9:35:41 PM] LM: I know a number of women who have admitted as much.
[9:35:51 PM] TC (Tyler): Urine for it now!
[9:36:08 PM] Kyle Watson: welp
[9:36:11 PM] MK: It's mainly because of having kids but some women have issues before then.
[9:36:18 PM] Kyle Watson: that's enough of you people for tonight

 

[Requiem]

[9:23:06 PM] Drew (Requiem): you guys suck
[9:23:27 PM] Tirin: you suck
[9:23:41 PM] Zapy97: I DO NOT YOU LIAR!
[9:24:30 PM] Drew (Requiem): lol
[9:28:17 PM] Tyler (Thunder): No you suck.
[9:28:48 PM] Zapy97: Your opinion is irrelevant.
[9:34:59 PM] Tyler (Thunder): Your opinion on my opinion is irrelevant.
[9:35:44 PM] Zapy97: My opinion is fact
[9:35:56 PM] Drew (Requiem): but then it's not an opinion
[9:35:59 PM] Drew (Requiem): and for it to be a fact
[9:36:03 PM] Drew (Requiem): your opinion has to be fact
[9:36:07 PM] Drew (Requiem): and if it's not an opinion
[9:36:09 PM] Drew (Requiem): it can't be fact
[9:36:18 PM] Drew (Requiem): therefore, by changing your opinion into a fact
[9:36:20 PM] Drew (Requiem): you negate its presence
[9:36:26 PM] Drew (Requiem): deleting it entirely
[9:36:35 PM] Drew (Requiem): you no longer have an opinion or a fact
[9:36:38 PM] Drew (Requiem): you have nothing
[9:36:40 PM] Drew (Requiem): good day sir
[9:36:41 PM] Zapy97: My opinion is backed up by facts
[9:36:46 PM] Drew (Requiem): I SAID GOOD DAY
[9:36:57 PM] Zapy97: nein
[9:37:12 PM] Zapy97: Ich schlage du gern.
[9:37:18 PM] Drew (Requiem): I don't speak nazi
[9:37:24 PM] Drew (Requiem): *MIC DROP*
[9:37:47 PM] Zapy97: nazis dont add smiley faces
[9:38:02 PM] Drew (Requiem): they do if they're trying to trick you into thinking they're not nazis
[9:38:06 PM] Tyler (Thunder): ^
[9:38:08 PM] Drew (Requiem): bet you did nazi that coming
[9:38:15 PM] Tyler (Thunder): OHHHHH
[9:38:29 PM] Drew (Requiem): *MIC DROP 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO*
[9:38:41 PM] Tyler (Thunder): That meme will never get old.
[9:38:46 PM] Drew (Requiem): ever

 

[Danny]

[08/01/2015 20:10:39] Danny: stop breaking things
[08/01/2015 22:43:15] TC: HOW DO YOU KNOW!?

 

[W1LG3RtheCyan]

The following was Steam chat:

Skubulbunt: we're both alone this valentines
Skubulbunt: there is only one solution
[|GoD|]W1LG3RtheCyan: no
Skubulbunt: back to the blocked list
[|GoD|]W1LG3RtheCyan:

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Thank you @Rondait , @Shizno , @Walrus , @Zircom , @Zapy97

Shizno: Yo, fuckers, I need more shit to send Druby
[1:37:59 PM] Rondait: Why?
[1:39:30 PM] Shizno: because he's in bootcamp
[1:42:17 PM] Rondait: As in military bootcamp?
[1:44:50 PM] Shizno: yes
[1:45:19 PM] Shizno: It's not like there's a fucking graphic designer bootcamp or some shit
[3:10:35 PM] Walrus: How are you sending these things to Druby? Online? Mail?
[3:26:20 PM] Shizno: mail
[5:13:05 PM] Not Zircom: Send him a jar of horse semen
[5:18:00 PM] Shizno: where the hell am i gonna get horse semen
[5:18:35 PM] Shizno: Actually, scratch that, it's pretty easy to figure out. But the answer is still no.
[5:18:48 PM] Not Zircom: I'll supply the horse semen
[5:18:53 PM] Not Zircom: Free of charge
[5:19:01 PM] Not Zircom: Might even mix it with bull semen for extra vitality
[5:19:22 PM] Shizno: Well you send it to him. No point in sending it through me
[5:19:45 PM] Not Zircom: Fuck it, I'll just mail him glitter
[5:21:32 PM] Zapy97: Why would you send him something like that?
[5:27:32 PM] Not Zircom: So he can look pretty