"Sorry, I'm afraid the ceramics shop closed down last week.""Something something Potter" says Rickman, drinking the beverage
The barmaid delivers a tankard of ale.Hm...pour liquor on the floor. This person must not like liquor, but why, and why would they have liquor here?..."
"Buy something? Sure. I can probably buy something. That's why I'm here. I'll have the usual thing that people most commonly get."
Spy glances down at his bag of coins. I sure hope whatever I'm getting myself into doesn't cost more than 500 gold.
"Well, If yer really so interested in the stars, I suggest you talk t' the town alchemist. She's a part time astronomer, I hear. Or is it astrologist? Heck, I don't know. And hey, be sure to stop back here on yer way back. I could use someone of your size for a project I got goin'."Kahnom shakes the unknowingly primitive man's hand
"Kahnom. But I must insist, I need to see a star chart."
"Some old guy has got some adventure thing he's doing. He says there's treasure, but between you and me I think that's all a load of horseshit."Tirin downed the glass in short order, voicing a pleased sigh as the sweet, warming beverage washed over his tongue and down his gullet. He listened to as many of the nearby conversations as he could, and smiled. This timeline interested him. "'nother drink, lady, and make it quick."
When the barmaid returned, he greeted her warmly, though it did nothing to diminish the unearthly aura that hung about the outlander. "So, s'the deal with the crowds? I wouldn't think a place like this would get travellers from so far afield, especially not in numbers like this. Shit, I don't even know why I'm here beyond drinking."
"You sure you haven't had enough? I'm encouraged to deny customers too many drinks, you know. Encouraged, but not forced.""This place is crazy." The fairy flew over to the barmaid, only slightly swaying. "A second round please."
The janitor walks in, drawn by the sound of the pictures falling to the ground. He takes a long look at Jack and goes back to sweeping, grumbling something about kids and their bad puns.Jack takes one picture of Prince and puts it in his inventory. Then he empties one of the boxes and hides in it, creating a Jack in the box.
There appear to be six different glasses full of magical spooge.Alan Rickman studies the 'potions'.
(Looking to Zircom or Chicken for help here.)
"Look, while I'd love to just abandon my post, my boss is standing right there and I'd like to not piss him off today."Tirin smiled at the barmaid - who wouldn't, when brought a free drink? - but far more disarmingly than he had before. Liquor, it seemed, really lightened him up, and he took a lengthy swig before speaking, now in a tone that melded the blind excitement of a novice adventurer with the hard-won wisdom of a veteran.
"Well, so what if there's no treasure? The best thing to find on a journey is new friends and yourself. With that in mind... what say you 'n' I go talk to the old man, ditch this place, 'n' take s'more drinks for the road? If nothing else, it'll be a pleasant change of pace, and on the off chance there is any value to find, you can make a tidy profit. Sound like a plan?" He asked, grinning widely before polishing off his second drink. Whatever the traveller was, he was also damn thirsty.
The barmaid thinks about this for several seconds."Don't worry about him, I get away with shit like this all the time. We can be back before he even knows you're gone - and even if he does, I'll give you my endorsement for wonderful customer service."
"Yeah, sure, whatever.," grunts Jerome, filling a glass with absinthe and passing it to Tilia.The fairy considered the barmaid's words. "You're right, if I get tooooooo drunk in this crowd I know I'll end up regretting it a whole bunch."
Name: Future TirinName: Tirin
Race: Canadian
Class: Tirin
Gender: Teal
Weapon of Choice: Time Powers, Tentacles, and Mod Edits
A second lingered uncomfortably long for the tavern as the teal figure arrived in the tavern.
"Ayyo fagits. Wut r u doin here?"
The teal-cloaked canadian's head swooped left and right as a permanent scowl was fixed on his mouth.
"Where is the czech fagit? Why have you guys not joined fancy nations? Where is Enmity?"
"Scotch. Neat.""Sweet," the stranger says with a smile, his hand darting out reflexively to snatch the glass of absinthe but stopping a few inches away, his understanding of what the green liquid is coupled with a look of disgust and irritation at Jerome - as though the janitor should know what he wanted to drink. "Get me a cold jugga rum'n'Coke or there'll be hell to pay. And for this lovely lady," he flicked two fingers toward the barmaid and turned to her, "whatever she'd like. Say, I haven't bothered t'ask: what's your name?"
The first effect Alan Feelman ricks is the strange sensation of having his intestines melted and then healed in short succession. It's an unnerving but strangely satisfying feeling. Alan Breatheman ricks in deeply as he begins to feel his mana wells replenish. He hadn't really expended any mana for the day, but the potion concoction manages to give a convincing illusion of rejuvenation. Next comes an unrelenting swell of luck, giving the illusion that everything Alan Seeman ricks is just a bit shinier and more gold-tinted. It really makes Alan Thinkman rick that he can get away with anything. Finally, Alan Loseman ricks himself in a deep, passionate love for the first person he looks at. This, of course, is Richard himself."Hmm," say Alan Rickman. "I wonder what would happen if I drank all of these at once. Thank you, Richard."
Alan Drinkman mixes and ricks all the potions.
Except the semen one. He throws it behind him, and the small container strikes the Traveller (Tirin) in the back.
The younger Tirin seems to be a bit distracted by the thin coating of semen that now covers his clothes."Tirin!" A hooded figure called boldly from the doorway, interrupting all present conversation without regard. He drew back the cloth over his face to reveal an old, decaying, yet familiar face.
"My name is Tirin. I have come from the future to warn you-"
His poised, self-confident, dramatic bearing collapsed along with his knees, as he fell to the floor in a fit of coughing and heaving. A number of nearby residents immediately rushed to his aid, but he waved them off, and struggled back to his feet with all the dignity a man could muster. He turned to Tirin again, and went on as if nothing at all had happened, completely ignoring the pool of glistening blood and phlegm now congealing in front of him.
"-to warn you that you have to quit drinking, now. Immediately, and totally. Before it's too late." He finished, waving a frail, spindly, yellow-spotted hand in front of him with an air of finality.