Ended FA 2015: Smartest Forumer - Elimination Round

[Colonel Thunder]

Who is the Smartest Forumer of 2015?

Nominees are encouraged to submit a response as to why they are the Smartest Forumer.

 

[Frilzer]

Are we talking intelligence scores or wisdom scores? Or both?

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Both? Sure, both.

 

[Easy]

Nominees are encouraged to submit a response as to why they are the Smartest Forumer.

Why? Why am I the smartest forumer? Hm. Well, through infancy and then childhood, I developed a very capable brain, which was a good start. Then I resolved to use it well, and, having resolved to do so... did so. Now, in some cases, there'd be a question like: "Ah, but how well did you manage to do so? Was it well enough?" And here, the answer would be: "Yes. Most of these clowns get confused when tasked to differentiate between 'forumers' and, e.g., 'people not on the forums'. It's sad, really, but I'm Easily the smartest of them." See?

 

[Requiem]

I REQuire more puns from you in order to declare you the smartest.

You've come down to me and TC's level of humor. Don't slip, we keep it sweaty down here.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

It's actually quite sticky. And starting to smell. I've been meaning to clean up, but um...I'm scared of the Febreeze...

 

[Requiem]

And I like it that way, so everything is working out.

 

[Firedemon]

TC, when "Anyone Not Here Anymore" wins, you better not track down Wizardchuu or Balth.

 

[Tirin]

I'm the smartest forumer because I can better articulate myself than any other forumer, and best prove my - always logical and correct - way of thinking. Further, I am uniquely gifted in the magnitude of my ability to pick out logical flaws in the arguments of others, yet again demonstrating my superiority.

 

[Walrus]

I am the most smartness and rational forumer this community has ever noun. Simply ask Req about my undeniable skills in mafia for moire information.

I also design board games instead of doing homework.