Hurricane Matthew

[Colonel Thunder]

Apparently it's a boy hurricane's time to mess stuff up.

Anybody affected by this terrible storm manufactured by the patriarchy?

 

[Firedemon]

I believe this is a liberal conspiracy to destroy Florida so they can't vote for Trump.

 

[The Hound]

As a Matthew I take great offense at this storm and everything it stands for.

 

[Chickenspleen]

Why do all these bad hurricanes have such tame names? Why can't we be terrorized by Hurricane Maximus or something?

 

[RECONmaster]

Hurricane Matthew made it's way to NC. Traveled all the way from Florida just to blow me. Shame it's another man though...