[ADULT] Fish & Chips

[Salsy]

I just now noticed this. What the actual fuck is wrong with most of you? Get in there with your hands. Get wet. Stay moist. Enjoy the sensory experience. Shame is overrated.

 

[Tirin]

I just now noticed this. What the actual fuck is wrong with most of you? Get in there with your hands. Get wet. Stay moist. Enjoy the sensory experience. Shame is overrated.

Yeah, nothing like the "unique sensory experience" of greasy bullshit on your hands because you're too subhuman to use tools. I thought you were a man of refined taste, not half-Slaaneshi and half-Neanderthal.

 

[Salsy]

Yeah, nothing like the "unique sensory experience" of greasy bullshit on your hands because you're too subhuman to use tools. I thought you were a man of refined taste, not half-Slaaneshi and half-Neanderthal.

You realize we're talking about cod and fries. Something you grab with a fucking Guinness or Murphy's or whatever other trashy Irish beer you can find. And the expat who owns the place is serving it in fucking newspaper. It's after pub, three sheets, burn your mouth, sup fam leggo fare. So you go be a little prissy bitch with your dainty, holier-than-thou hands over there, and I'll continue Anthony Bourdain-ing it up over here with my fellow man.

 

[Tirin]

Yeah, I'm awful fuckin' jealous of some jamoke who acts like he's on some real good shit 'cause he's deliberately eating garbage food like a chimpanzee. Keep pretending like you're rubbing elbows with the average dude, I'm sure it'll serve to make you look charmingly down-to-earth at all the rich people parties.

 

[Dunsparce]

I don't know how they make fish & chips in the people's republic of Canuckistan, but here in America, we fry 'em. The skin of it is so dry that my hands would probably get less greasy from touching it.

 

[Easy]

Remind me to never shake hands with Dunsparce.

 

[Zapy97]

Eat your Fish and chips like a man.Grab them in thine mighty meat hooks, slam them into delicious Tartar Sauce and shove them viciously into your face hole.

 

[AndyM03]

Tartar Sauce

Garlic Aioli or GO HOME
Tartar sauce good second tho

 

[Zapy97]

Garlic Aioli or GO HOME
Tartar sauce good second tho

TF is Garlic Aioli?

 

[Colonel Thunder]

TF is Garlic Aioli?

I love me some garlic vowels

 

[AndyM03]

TF is Garlic Aioli?

A mainstay at Aussie pubs and a fuckin delight is what it is. Check your privilege/menu next time you're out boss.
Note, quality may vary from average to beast.