Forumer Chat Thread
- Thread starter Colonel Thunder
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I'm imagining something more among the lines of...
You're walking in the woods
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him
(Thunderclaw)
He's following you, about thirty feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you!
(Thunderclaw)
You're looking for your car but you're all turned around
He's almost upon you now, and you can see there's blood on his face
My God, there's blood everywhere!
Running for your life from Thunderclaw
He's brandishing a knife, it's Thunderclaw
Lurking in the shadows
Twitch TV superstar Thunderclaw!
Living in the woods, Thunderclaw
Killing for sport, Thunderclaw
Eating all the bodies...
Actual cannibal Thunderclaw!
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him
But you're hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded with a murderer
You creep silently through the underbrush
Aha! In the distance
A small cottage with a light on
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it
But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg, quiet, quiet
Limping toward the cottage, quiet, quiet
Now you're on the doorstep
Sitting inside, Thunderclaw
Sharpening an axe, Thunderclaw
But he doesn't hear you enter, Thunderclaw
You're sneaking up behind him...
Strangling superstar Thunderclaw!
Fighting for your life with Thunderclaw
Wrestling a knife from Thunderclaw
Stab it in his kidney
Safe at last from Thunderclaw.
You limp into the dark woods
Blood oozing from your stump leg
You've beaten Colonel_%20Thunder.
Wait! He isn't dead, Tyler surprise!
There's a gun to your head
And death in his eyes
But you can do Jiu Jitsu
(You can do it)
Body slam superstar Thunderclaw!
Legendary fight with Thunderclaw
Normal Tuesday night for Thunderclaw
You try to swing an axe at Thunderclaw
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping off his head now...
You have just decapitated Thunderclaw!
His head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Colonel Thunder.
You're walking in the woods
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him
(Thunderclaw)
He's following you, about thirty feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you!
(Thunderclaw)
You're looking for your car but you're all turned around
He's almost upon you now, and you can see there's blood on his face
My God, there's blood everywhere!
Running for your life from Thunderclaw
He's brandishing a knife, it's Thunderclaw
Lurking in the shadows
Twitch TV superstar Thunderclaw!
Living in the woods, Thunderclaw
Killing for sport, Thunderclaw
Eating all the bodies...
Actual cannibal Thunderclaw!
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him
But you're hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded with a murderer
You creep silently through the underbrush
Aha! In the distance
A small cottage with a light on
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it
But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg, quiet, quiet
Limping toward the cottage, quiet, quiet
Now you're on the doorstep
Sitting inside, Thunderclaw
Sharpening an axe, Thunderclaw
But he doesn't hear you enter, Thunderclaw
You're sneaking up behind him...
Strangling superstar Thunderclaw!
Fighting for your life with Thunderclaw
Wrestling a knife from Thunderclaw
Stab it in his kidney
Safe at last from Thunderclaw.
You limp into the dark woods
Blood oozing from your stump leg
You've beaten Colonel_%20Thunder.
Wait! He isn't dead, Tyler surprise!
There's a gun to your head
And death in his eyes
But you can do Jiu Jitsu
(You can do it)
Body slam superstar Thunderclaw!
Legendary fight with Thunderclaw
Normal Tuesday night for Thunderclaw
You try to swing an axe at Thunderclaw
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping off his head now...
You have just decapitated Thunderclaw!
His head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Colonel Thunder.
Tyler still bamboozling people. The real terror in that song.
Gonna be honest - I don't actually care about it, it's more his disgusting refusal to even look Druby in the eye or offer him a handshake while forcing him to hold a sign declaring that he wants TC as his mayor. TC doesn't respect our troops or our vets.
I beg to differ. Height means you can store stuff in those cabinets above the refrigerator and feel safe knowing no one will mess with them. You can't buy that kind of security.
OOOOH BOYO. I HOPE YOU LIKE SEEING JOW AND I! WE WILL VISIT YOU ON A WEEKEND!