My mate saw an envelope in the bathroom of a bar/club last night and came back to our table and we talked about it for ages, eventually some of the boys did rounds and confirmed yup, envelope is still there until one mate said it disappeared. Original guy who found it says nup, it's still there, and I'm going to take it this time (we had been making jokes about mob bosses breaking his kneecaps for about thirty minutes) and he comes back with a cheeky $50 note, envelope in his pocket. THEN about an hour later he checks the rest of the envelope and itnturned out to be a birthday card + cash. Fuckin hilarious, knee caps safe and sound. Unfortunate for the gift giver though, but thirty minutes without being tampered with in a shitty bar is astonishing.