Active Get the Cookie

[Anatronman]

I punch your face in the mackerel with a cookie.

My cookie(s?)

 

[Colonel Thunder]

I shoot Anatron with a harpoon gun and take the cookie.

My cookie.

 

[Anatronman]

I pull the harpoon out of my now disfigured chest and hurl it into TC.

My cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

I grab TC by the Harpoon and beat Anatronman to death with him.

My cookie

 

[Anatronman]

I ask politely for the cookie.

 

[Requiem]

No.

 

[Jeroth]

I design an elaborate plan involving eagles and horses to take the cookie from Zapy. The plan works.

My cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

I get in my KugelBlitz and shoot down all the eagles and then run you over.

My Cookie BlitzKrieg.

 

[Milamber]

Zapy is banned from using props from my latest musical number.

My Cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

I hit you in the face with a 152 mm high explosive artillery shell.

My soviet Cookie

 

[coolpool2]

I stab you and use your blood for pasta sauce.
My Cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

My blood gives you lead poisoning and you die.

My cookie

 

[Tolvan]

The FDA arrests you for distributing lead-filled pasta sauce.

My cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

I beat you with the bars from my prison window after escaping

My Cookie

 

[Chickenspleen]

You are arrested by the FBI and the cookie is confiscated.

The government's cookie.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

I am the FBI.

My cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

I position a banana peel that you slip on.

My cookie

 

[Milamber]

Incoming Blue Shell!

My Cookie.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

I somehow manage to dodge said blue shell. Wut.

My cookie.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

I consider this a personal victory.