Oh, I thought it was for "KeKeK." My bad, then.I've even got all of the Ks figured out:
Klash with scum.
Konsume their will to live.
Krush them with swingy lynches.
Eh, I'm fine with it. Basically, I don't want wall of texts and game analysis.Is nobody else doing the 20 word rule?
woah that's a spooky plan.Interesting theories. Definitely gotta explore the FD one if my next plan falls through.
Lynch Andy.
Can you tell me just how much damage it is you actually suffered, by the way? I'm wondering about something.
By all means. It was a cool 98.
And, you know... now that I think about it, an attack specifically dealing 22.5 (rounded up to 23) damage is unlikely, or at least seems so to me. But if TC shot me on night 1 for 75 damage and was boosted by Mercy, or I had an orb on me from Zenyatta, that would conveniently explain taking 98 damage: 1.3*75=97.5, which would of course round up to 98. This way, however, Easy got to seem nonthreatening to town while also appearing to contribute.Uh-huh. Okay, that number seems legitimate... unfortunately. That is exactly the amount of damage that would be accounted for by: my weak ass, no-enhancement alt-fire contribution, plus Soldier 76's primary fire. Soldier 76 is dead, of course, and I would have expected any anti-Town DPS to have much higher damage than that.
To me, it's irrelevant - one of you or Easy is scum or an SK, I think it's Easy, and I think Sombra is more likely than lone Junkrat or Roadhog, as she would act as the scum team's CC. I'm certain that FD is Zen, because Easy's claims don't make any sense to be him and we have those two damages boosts - they certainly aren't coming from me or Rein, and since one fell onto you they're not from you either. Process of elimination says it's FD.Easy being the last scum would be pretty diabolical. I have half a mind to jump on that train straight away in a vain attempt to save myself. However, I do have some new thoughts now. At this late stage of the game, Tirin not mentioning an SK possibility in his post, when he pointed out a possible Junkrat SK on day one, strikes me as odd. It's certainly been in the back of my mind all game, I mean, a lot of the words spoken in Day one have been for me at least. If Tirin's town, i'd explain the omission as scum/SK Easy being the only perceived threat to himself. Can't really blame him for believing that. Otherwise, this outside of the box thinking could definitely be SK talk. Would be pretty tough to kill Zarya in the night.
I don't think anyone has ult yet, but I suspect they'll be up by tonight. Easy's lightning rod strategy was one of the strangest things I think I've ever seen in mafia, and I applaud it if only for creating plenty of confusion on day 1 on top of all the other shit. Not a bad move if he's scum; quite ineffective otherwise. He also jumped on that lynch on TC, knowing I'd do so as well.On the other side, I love the FD theory so much. I mean we had so many inactives, one player being forced to be inactive is kinda crazy. If it ends up being a Sombra Scum/SK, consistently keeping a player quiet would have made it easier for a late game lynching. If Jeroth put that ability in the game, I don't think he intended it to be used like that, feel bad for Firedemon. And Tirin pointed out some unexplained bus driving, not something you'd expect Zarya to have unless it was a side effect of her ult, which as per Easy's posts, he doesn't (nor anyone for that matter) seems to have.
Did you forget that I'm very likely Mercy, or did you just pretend to forget that I'm very likely Mercy so that you could get the person who is very likely Mercy lynched?I completely forgot about Dunsparce very likely being Mercy, Dunsparce, stop being scummy ya dingus.
Oh. Also, this was meant to be Night 2 (30 hp, by the way - more than I caused you in damage N1, so you're welcome). Last night, all abilities blocked.Oh. And I could tell you how much you got healed for last night, if you like.
Dunsparce, you fuck. If you're really Town, this is gonna blow right the fuck up on the whole team if I get scum-hammered and flip today.However, I have some top secret information that makes Easy the best possible lynch for today. Since I'm pretty much confirmed town, I'm gonna ask you guys to just take my word for it.