I'm not sure if you wear the pants in the relationship and it's like taking care of a child or if she wears the pants in the relationship and you're the homemaker.
To be fair, it was fitting that a Forum Lore Podcast involves you breaking things.
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- Thread starter Colonel Thunder
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We both wear the pants. It's really hard to move around though, and a little uncomfortable. We need to get a bigger pair of pants.
I was thinking the same thing, and I would definitely read a book of the Marvelous Misadventures of TC. So please TC continue to be a disaster and document it for us.
It was even better to listen to. Tirin and I had gut-roaring laughter as we kept shooting the breeze and kept seeing TC's increasingly panicked self trying to figure out what was going on.
@Colonel Thunder - Do it.
I just want it to be a series of green text like posts similar to his main one though.
Every day of TC's life is a green text story.
Round 2:
>Be me, tryna record podcast with internet friends
>Didn't work last time, decide to read user manual on recording software
>Read title of first chapter
>"How to Read This Manual"
>No one was ever helped by a manual with that opener
>Can't record on Discord without this software
>Discord machine broke, we got 1 liter tho
>Dress up like caveman, log into Skype
>Can't remember password
>Try every password, get locked out of account
>"Forgot your password? Check your email for re-activation code."
>Skype account is very old, email attached to it even older
>Go to ancient email (MyWay) and site does not exist
>Scream at internet for help
>MyWay went out of business, their servers have been offline since 2015
>Skype does not understand that my email no longer exists
>Fuck it, make new Skype account. Old one can't be recovered
>Brief moment of silence for all old contacts on old Skype, especially the 37 women who wanted me to flirt with them and consider amazing products
>New Skype who dis
>Internet friends have brief moment of panic, think the bots have learned to mimic their friends
>Get down to business, defeat huns while recording test audio
>Skype Recorder works less than Shizno on Sunday
>Scream at internet for help
>Windows updates broke Skype Recorder, new version was published literally yesterday
>Download new Skype Recorder, pray to Maelstrom this is the last time
>"How do you want to open this file?"
>Windows Explorer or Microsoft Excel
>Consider the ability to use pivot tables in Excel, great for editing audio
>Internet friends get behind barrier and yell at me not to choose Excel
>My computer barely runs Excel anyways, choose Explorer
>Skype Recorder begins downloading, tells me to wait for some support guy
>I wait for 10 minutes, get pissed and continue anyways
>Not sure who Setup Wizard is but jag did not arrive precisely when I need him to
>Shit actually works, recording goes great
>Tears, applause, internet friends take off body armor
>30 seconds after call ends, the software says it's still recording the call
>Internet friends put armor back on
>Teal guy gets serious, says not to listen past our voices lest I hear the void
>Recording finishes, check it out and it's fine
>Butt wait there's more
>A second recording appears
>It is the same exact recording, but a completely different file
>smh I recorded our conversation from a parallel universe
>Everything working fine, no one dead, we log off happy
>Test was a success̟̤̦̰͈̱̗
>Be me, tryna record podcast with internet friends
>Didn't work last time, decide to read user manual on recording software
>Read title of first chapter
>"How to Read This Manual"
>No one was ever helped by a manual with that opener
>Can't record on Discord without this software
>Discord machine broke, we got 1 liter tho
>Dress up like caveman, log into Skype
>Can't remember password
>Try every password, get locked out of account
>"Forgot your password? Check your email for re-activation code."
>Skype account is very old, email attached to it even older
>Go to ancient email (MyWay) and site does not exist
>Scream at internet for help
>MyWay went out of business, their servers have been offline since 2015
>Skype does not understand that my email no longer exists
>Fuck it, make new Skype account. Old one can't be recovered
>Brief moment of silence for all old contacts on old Skype, especially the 37 women who wanted me to flirt with them and consider amazing products
>New Skype who dis
>Internet friends have brief moment of panic, think the bots have learned to mimic their friends
>Get down to business, defeat huns while recording test audio
>Skype Recorder works less than Shizno on Sunday
>Scream at internet for help
>Windows updates broke Skype Recorder, new version was published literally yesterday
>Download new Skype Recorder, pray to Maelstrom this is the last time
>"How do you want to open this file?"
>Windows Explorer or Microsoft Excel
>Consider the ability to use pivot tables in Excel, great for editing audio
>Internet friends get behind barrier and yell at me not to choose Excel
>My computer barely runs Excel anyways, choose Explorer
>Skype Recorder begins downloading, tells me to wait for some support guy
>I wait for 10 minutes, get pissed and continue anyways
>Not sure who Setup Wizard is but jag did not arrive precisely when I need him to
>Shit actually works, recording goes great
>Tears, applause, internet friends take off body armor
>30 seconds after call ends, the software says it's still recording the call
>Internet friends put armor back on
>Teal guy gets serious, says not to listen past our voices lest I hear the void
>Recording finishes, check it out and it's fine
>Butt wait there's more
>A second recording appears
>It is the same exact recording, but a completely different file
>smh I recorded our conversation from a parallel universe
>Everything working fine, no one dead, we log off happy
>Test was a success̟̤̦̰͈̱̗