In case you don't want to read it, here's the transcript:
"The most spectacular place I've ever been is the Cincinati Zoo. Harambe would be in his cage doing multitrack drifting with Shrek. He would also bring back the sight of hundreds of blind orphans. One time when I was at the Cincinati Zoo, 5000 people and Harambe's disciples were starving. Harambe held out two fish and five loaves of bread. Suddenly, the food started to multiply and feed all of us which was known as the feeding of the multitude. Until Hillary executed the crucifixion, the Cincinati Zoo was the best place in existence."
