Chapter 21: Coolpool's Prayer and Arrest
While in the backyard, Coolpool fell on his face and prayed with all his heart.
"Great Admin in the sky," cried Coolpool. "I don't think you're real. But if you are, I am very scared and alone. Please help me. I only stay with these lunatics because I seem to give them hope. But I know I'm not who they think I am, and they're getting more dangerous as this goes on. I just want to make people happy in my life. But I feel so bad at this. If it is possible, let this task pass from me."
The sound of sirens interrupted Coolpool's prayer.
"It's the fuzz!" shouted Dunsparce. "Let's get out of here!"
Coolpool slowly wiped his tears away as his disciples rushed into the backyard.
"Savior, what do we do!?" cried Anatron.
"Just be quiet and let me handle this," said Coolpool as he stood up.
Now Bob, who betrayed Coolpool, came to the backyard, guiding a detachment of Roban soldiers and some officials from the Danisees. They were carrying guns, armor, and banhammers.
Coolpool, knowing all that was going to happen to him, asked them, “Who is it you want?”
"Coolpool, the self-proclaimed savior and enemy of the Robans," growled Thirteenicus. "This man Bob has led us right to you. There's nowhere to run."
"Sorry Coolpool," said Bob the dirty bastard. "Things were getting too weird. I thought maybe if you were banned for a few days they'd stop being a public nuisance."
"A few days?" laughed the Danisees. "That would be far too light a punishment for suppressing freeze peach!"
"Freeze peach!" echoed the Danisees, who began masturbating per their custom.
"I understand," Coolpool said to Bob, for Coolpool was full of mercy, even for greedy Jews. "I am Coolpool. Since you're just looking for me, then let my friends go. If you do, I promise to fully cooperate."
"These guys all have active warrants," said Artis, a Roban soldier. "Shouldn't we be arresting them all?"
"Hmmm if Coolpool promises to cooperate," said Thirteenicus. "That would stop massive retaliation from happening once he's in custody. You have yourself a deal, Coolpool."
"Thank you," said Coolpool, offering his hands to be shackled.
"Fuck da police!" shouted Kaidart, who drew a knife and moved towards Bob.
"Stop! All of you!" shouted Coolpool, facing his disciples. "For once, just once...please listen to me. Leave this place and...try to be good people. Remember that."
Then the police arrested Coolpool and bound him with chains of iron. His disciples wept as he was escorted away from them.
While in the backyard, Coolpool fell on his face and prayed with all his heart.
"Great Admin in the sky," cried Coolpool. "I don't think you're real. But if you are, I am very scared and alone. Please help me. I only stay with these lunatics because I seem to give them hope. But I know I'm not who they think I am, and they're getting more dangerous as this goes on. I just want to make people happy in my life. But I feel so bad at this. If it is possible, let this task pass from me."
The sound of sirens interrupted Coolpool's prayer.
"It's the fuzz!" shouted Dunsparce. "Let's get out of here!"
Coolpool slowly wiped his tears away as his disciples rushed into the backyard.
"Savior, what do we do!?" cried Anatron.
"Just be quiet and let me handle this," said Coolpool as he stood up.
Now Bob, who betrayed Coolpool, came to the backyard, guiding a detachment of Roban soldiers and some officials from the Danisees. They were carrying guns, armor, and banhammers.
Coolpool, knowing all that was going to happen to him, asked them, “Who is it you want?”
"Coolpool, the self-proclaimed savior and enemy of the Robans," growled Thirteenicus. "This man Bob has led us right to you. There's nowhere to run."
"Sorry Coolpool," said Bob the dirty bastard. "Things were getting too weird. I thought maybe if you were banned for a few days they'd stop being a public nuisance."
"A few days?" laughed the Danisees. "That would be far too light a punishment for suppressing freeze peach!"
"Freeze peach!" echoed the Danisees, who began masturbating per their custom.
"I understand," Coolpool said to Bob, for Coolpool was full of mercy, even for greedy Jews. "I am Coolpool. Since you're just looking for me, then let my friends go. If you do, I promise to fully cooperate."
"These guys all have active warrants," said Artis, a Roban soldier. "Shouldn't we be arresting them all?"
"Hmmm if Coolpool promises to cooperate," said Thirteenicus. "That would stop massive retaliation from happening once he's in custody. You have yourself a deal, Coolpool."
"Thank you," said Coolpool, offering his hands to be shackled.
"Fuck da police!" shouted Kaidart, who drew a knife and moved towards Bob.
"Stop! All of you!" shouted Coolpool, facing his disciples. "For once, just once...please listen to me. Leave this place and...try to be good people. Remember that."
Then the police arrested Coolpool and bound him with chains of iron. His disciples wept as he was escorted away from them.