Active Get the Cookie
- Thread starter Colonel Thunder
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I always hated this game.
Realizing that Anatronman secretly stole the cookie from Req in has last post, I hereby declare @Anatronman a scoundrel before the court of the honorable @Easy. If found guilty, I feel that a fine of one cookie would be appropriate (but that is a matter of sentencing that will be up to the court).
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Objecting this court case on behalf of the historical negative affect Walrus Logic has had in the court of law, and in humanity's general existence.
That, and I'm pretty sure there's a restraining order keeping Walrus at least fifty feet away from all government offices.
I notice that Colonel Thunder's initials are the exact opposite of what they once were, having referred to him as 'TC' in another thread, and wonder if that was intentional.
While everybody is distracted, I punch firedemon in the butt, causing the cookie to explode out of it. With some nitrile gloves I take the cookie and treasure it.
While everybody is distracted, I punch firedemon in the butt, causing the cookie to explode out of it. With some nitrile gloves I take the cookie and treasure it.
Other people have "snatched" things before while driving cars, plus so many people have stolen the cookie already. And linking a YouTube video? Seen that before! Not creative at all. Tsk, tsk, Walrus.
I have the cookie again.
(And of course this is a joke, in case anyone couldn't tell.)
I have the cookie again.
(And of course this is a joke, in case anyone couldn't tell.)
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But that is where you are mistaken, Req. You see, I did not hop into a car for a creative snatch of the cookie. Rather, I hopped into the car to create an obstacle that must be creatively overcome in order to steal the cookie from me - the fact that I am currently driving in a car. As fuel to help one figure out how to deal with this obstacle, I provided the additional reference material that it is a red ferrari testarosa, I am driving at night, and (based on the song) I am being chased by cops and driving in a somewhat reckless fashion.
In your response, you did not in any way deal with this obstacle. You did not even write in a justification for why your proof of my uncreativity gets you the cookie (e..g "While you are distracted by self-doubts about your creativity, I take the cookie"). Therefore, I still have the cookie. I once again drive by you, snatch this second cookie you seem to have, and drive off into the night.
(This game can still be salvaged if we simply give it a bit more structure)
In your response, you did not in any way deal with this obstacle. You did not even write in a justification for why your proof of my uncreativity gets you the cookie (e..g "While you are distracted by self-doubts about your creativity, I take the cookie"). Therefore, I still have the cookie. I once again drive by you, snatch this second cookie you seem to have, and drive off into the night.
(This game can still be salvaged if we simply give it a bit more structure)
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... Dammit Walrus.
A First Caste fleet drops out of hyperspace.
Oh, right, been done... Dammit Walrus. Hm... Oh, I've got it!
The S.S. Orange Lightning drops out of hyperspace
"This isn't where the cookie is."
"What? Yes it is, Radar. Look, there's Req and Walrus."
"Req and Walrus don't exist in our universe."
"Come to think of it, I feel kinda funny."
"That's because Firedemon is playing us right now. Walrus complained about a lack of originality, so FD stole TC's intellectual property."
"Intellectual? I didn't know you respected me so much, Radar. I'm not sure how I feel about the property part, but I'll take it."
"You know FD, this isn't actually original and you're probably butchering our characters."
How the fuck? Radar, how are you talking back? Fine, I'll stop.
... Someone's cookie?
Oh, right, been done... Dammit Walrus. Hm... Oh, I've got it!
The S.S. Orange Lightning drops out of hyperspace
"This isn't where the cookie is."
"What? Yes it is, Radar. Look, there's Req and Walrus."
"Req and Walrus don't exist in our universe."
"Come to think of it, I feel kinda funny."
"That's because Firedemon is playing us right now. Walrus complained about a lack of originality, so FD stole TC's intellectual property."
"Intellectual? I didn't know you respected me so much, Radar. I'm not sure how I feel about the property part, but I'll take it."
"You know FD, this isn't actually original and you're probably butchering our characters."
How the fuck? Radar, how are you talking back? Fine, I'll stop.
... Someone's cookie?
Maybe a Get The Cookie RP thread should be made for people who want to make in-depth RP posts rather than just brief one liners. I prefer the one line posts personally, but think the RP posts are good as well on their own. If other people think they can work together, I don't mind putting effort into one line posts instead of repeating the same thing over and over. I mainly do that for my own sake anyways, the repeating thing. (Though I don't see why Walrus couldn't just talk to me himself rather than going to the forum court if he thought I was "destroying" the game. I'm not unreasonable after all and I'm always one PM away.)
My cookie.
My cookie.