4/1/2018
Proper Candidacy Announcement Post
Friends of Mach,
I apologize for having mislead you. The questions were not unexpected. I should have foreseen this prior to such an alluring and magnificent campaign post and been more forthright with my explanation of my candidacy. I will elaborate now.
Due to the nature of our presence on a forum, I can neither eat your ass, nor recruit someone else to eat your ass, nor take into consideration your thoughts on who should be eating your ass (or not) for any deliverables in that realm. Regardless, the title of my platform has a purpose: to identify myself as a selfless and self-sacrificing candidate who provides service and enjoyment. Ass eating is not an explanation of my future plans, but a reflection of my character: and therefore, a justification for my role as mayor.
My platform beyond that is simple. Mach knows best. I will act as a non-biased leadership figure who will allow you - the people, robots and cuties of Mach - to act independently. I will accept majority rule but take into consideration the minority voice and give it power. I feel that as more of an outsider to your group, I can provide a non-judgmental, objective say in matters of conflict without taking sides or upsetting any one party. While not everyone's ass can be eaten, everyone's voice will be heard.
I will continue to take your questions. Please do not ask if I will eat your specific ass on this thread.
Proper Candidacy Announcement Post
Friends of Mach,
I apologize for having mislead you. The questions were not unexpected. I should have foreseen this prior to such an alluring and magnificent campaign post and been more forthright with my explanation of my candidacy. I will elaborate now.
Due to the nature of our presence on a forum, I can neither eat your ass, nor recruit someone else to eat your ass, nor take into consideration your thoughts on who should be eating your ass (or not) for any deliverables in that realm. Regardless, the title of my platform has a purpose: to identify myself as a selfless and self-sacrificing candidate who provides service and enjoyment. Ass eating is not an explanation of my future plans, but a reflection of my character: and therefore, a justification for my role as mayor.
My platform beyond that is simple. Mach knows best. I will act as a non-biased leadership figure who will allow you - the people, robots and cuties of Mach - to act independently. I will accept majority rule but take into consideration the minority voice and give it power. I feel that as more of an outsider to your group, I can provide a non-judgmental, objective say in matters of conflict without taking sides or upsetting any one party. While not everyone's ass can be eaten, everyone's voice will be heard.
I will continue to take your questions. Please do not ask if I will eat your specific ass on this thread.
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