EXPERIMENTAL. Expect updates minimum once a week.
Hello and welcome all to my tale of truth and neat factoids. It is I, Walrus, this forum's most reliable narrator, and I am here to discuss the reality of this forum. Unlike the 'normal' CYOA works of Colonel Thunder (Who is this man, and why does he remind me of the far more respectable Thunderclaw?), this story will
1) Portray the citizens of this forum ACCURATELY
2) Refrain from lies and only tell the story properly: In the manner which I, the rightful and competent narrator, choose for it.
Yes, all will go according to my direction, for this is not some fantasy where you all can simply make up how the events unfold. This is REAL. In reality, if you were not aware, events only unfold in one specific way. Now, I want to tell you this story properly, that's why I am here after all, but if my presence here dwindles, if my presence in this thread vanishes altogether after a short while...you may assume the worst. Stealthy must have captured me or put some sort of evil restraint on my access to this one particular thread. That would be the only logical explanation.
Now, as I was saying...hm...
What does Walrus talk about now?
-Tirin
-The fishbowl
-The Mayor Office
-Custom Option
Hello and welcome all to my tale of truth and neat factoids. It is I, Walrus, this forum's most reliable narrator, and I am here to discuss the reality of this forum. Unlike the 'normal' CYOA works of Colonel Thunder (Who is this man, and why does he remind me of the far more respectable Thunderclaw?), this story will
1) Portray the citizens of this forum ACCURATELY
2) Refrain from lies and only tell the story properly: In the manner which I, the rightful and competent narrator, choose for it.
Yes, all will go according to my direction, for this is not some fantasy where you all can simply make up how the events unfold. This is REAL. In reality, if you were not aware, events only unfold in one specific way. Now, I want to tell you this story properly, that's why I am here after all, but if my presence here dwindles, if my presence in this thread vanishes altogether after a short while...you may assume the worst. Stealthy must have captured me or put some sort of evil restraint on my access to this one particular thread. That would be the only logical explanation.
Now, as I was saying...hm...
What does Walrus talk about now?
-Tirin
-The fishbowl
-The Mayor Office
-Custom Option
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