Continuous CYOA: The Road to Free Roller

[Colonel Thunder]

Him replacing my organs to try and mind control me is dickish, but let's be real - I ain't worried 'bout that babydick, and he's gonna get fucked over for tryin' what he's tryin', as all evil and cowardly men do. Him acting like he owns the place, though? Like he's won!? That sort of behavior can't be tolerated.

I'm pretty sure Stealthy wins more than anyone else in forum lore.

 

[Easy]

...like when?

 

[Steal Thy Kill]

Well, clearly I just won here.

 

[Easy]

That's one...

 

[Tirin]

I'm pretty sure Stealthy wins more than anyone else in forum lore.

Well, clearly I just won here.

The entirely temporary good fortune of some backstabbing coward ain't a real victory. You need to fight to win, and we're all aware that you have neither the balls nor enough faith in a cause to put yourself at risk.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

The entirely temporary good fortune of some backstabbing coward ain't a real victory. You need to fight to win, and we're all aware that you have neither the balls nor enough faith in a cause to put yourself at risk.

He beat Easy in honest hand-to-hand combat in Shadow's Reign. But that was my writing, so it should be taken with a grain of salt.

 

[Steal Thy Kill]

That's one...

Eh, I'm sure there's other things. It was TC's claim. I don't recall enough of whatever's been written, but he's written like 90% of it so I trust it. Also fuck it, why not take the ego boost.

The entirely temporary good fortune of some backstabbing coward ain't a real victory. You need to fight to win, and we're all aware that you have neither the balls nor enough faith in a cause to put yourself at risk.

The salt is palpable

 

[Tirin]

He beat Easy in honest hand-to-hand combat in Shadow's Reign. But that was my writing, so it should be taken with a grain of salt.

I was gonna say that's ridiculous, but it's more like outright impossible.

The salt is palpable

That's not salt, it's the truth. Why'm I gonna be salty when I haven't even lost?

 

[Easy]

He beat Easy in honest hand-to-hand combat in Shadow's Reign. But that was my writing, so it should be taken with a grain of salt.

You mean that time he fought Easy and, for his sins, was thrown out of a tenth-story window and into the garbage?

 

[Colonel Thunder]

You mean that time he fought Easy and, for his sins, was thrown out of a tenth-story window and into the garbage?

Oh that's right, that is how that ended.

 

[Tirin]

That's a good deal more fitting.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

I guess it would be more accurate to say that Stealthy is winning more often often than anyone else.

Like, up until a story's conclusion, Stealthy is usually having a better time than everyone else and everything is going according to plan.

 

[Easy]

Yeah, that's pretty true.

 

[Tirin]

He fucked with the wrong guy this time, and he's gonna suffer for it - or, at the very least, get rekt.

 

[Easy]

We'll see.

 

[Tirin]

If not, then this is the real darkest timeline.

 

[Easy]

Yeah, no. Im'a stop you there. I got killed by fucking Whitetiger in the Darkest Timeline. This is nothing, by comparison.

 

[Tirin]

You getting an ignoble and unfortunate death at the hands of a total pleb, while undesirable, is better than the soul of this community being ground down into nothingness by Stealthy's endless atrocities.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

soul of this community

 

[Easy]

You getting an ignoble and unfortunate death at the hands of a total pleb, while undesirable, is better than the soul of this community being ground down into nothingness by Stealthy's endless atrocities.

Your words are as empty as your soul! Mach Entertainment ill-needs a savior such as you!