Biggest Bicep: Fuck this award, Bob, you made it "Biggest" so people would nominate and vote you over Easy. Well, guess what? I nominate myself, and I'm not a goddamn gym rat like you. Suck on that!
Best Entertainment/Wank Station Set up: LM's shit be crazy.
Best meme: Hah, we don't have any good memes.
Biggest forum let down: People not posting in Fantasy Nations by a fucking mile.
Biggest forum success: Also Fantasy Nations, for being posted in more than two years later. And counting, if Easy, Coolpool, or Tag get off their asses.
Best mafia Game: This is actually pretty hard. I'd say between Horus Heresy, Rick and Morty, and One Punch Man, but I'll discount One Punch Man since scum got shafted so badly by me being immortal. I'll go with Rick and Morty, because it had less GM fuckups than Horus Heresy did.
Worst celebrity death that wasn't Prince: Easily America's dignity; the nation proper is still alive, just in its death throes.
Juiciest forum scandal: Walrus Man's ongoing court trial. We all knew it had to happen; however, I may have a lock on creating the juiciest scandal of 2017, too.
Game of The Year: SUPAH MAHRIO BRUDDAS TWO BAYBEEEEE Overwatch
Best Film of The Year: Hail, Caesar! was pretty fucking good, I'mma go with that.
Most Articulate Forumer: Me, obviously.
The Lifetime Achievement Award For Longest Forum Romance: Myself (with myself). If that's inadmissible for some reason, then myself and Wolfy.
I'd also like to propose the following awards:
No-Lifer, for that forumer who seems to have an inordinate amount of free time instead of going to school, working, or otherwise being a productive member of society;
Best Forum Lore Story, which is pretty self-explanatory;
Best Bros, for the pair of forumers who you think make the best bros;
and Best Gamer, for the forumer who's most fun to play video or tabletop games with (and not necessarily best at them, because I don't need to nominate myself for MORE awards).
I won't nominate anyone for No-Lifer, but for Best Forum Lore Story, Best Bros, and Best Gamer I'll nominate The Road to Free Roller, Salsy+Shadow, and Easy, respectively.