Forumer Chat Thread

[The Hound]

(also, still got the best biceps)

#FakeNews

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Dude he'll take you to court on that.

 

[Easy]

So... Easy's biceps are not quite rock hard?

#FakeNews

I have... the best biceps. Nobody has biceps like I do, believe me.

 

[AndyM03]

Dude he'll take you to court on that.

Did I hear the call for a back to back judiciary champion?

 

[Jeroth]

Not to put to fine a point on it, but...

Honestly for a hot second, I thought it was @Requiem posting that. I was super confused until I hit this point:

'm not really all that big a fan of beaches, but aside from getting pretty bashed up against some rocks on day one (also, still got the best biceps)

Once I saw the biceps, I was like "Oh damn, that's muh boi Elodin"

 

[Requiem]

Oh, I also made the sex a few months back. Go me.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

I made an omelette last week. SO GOOD!

 

[Shadow]

That's fucking disgusting, TC.

Keep your nasty bedroom shit to yourself.

 

[The Hound]

I have... the best biceps. Nobody has biceps like I do, believe me.

But mine are yuuuuuuuge.

 

[Jeroth]

Oh man, @Colonel Thunder is injecting activity into these forums again.

 

[Easy]

Once I saw the biceps, I was like "Oh damn, that's muh boi Elodin"

Ohhh 'cause of the bruising, I get it.

(I lol'd.)

Honestly for a hot second, I thought it was @Requiem posting that. I was super confused until I hit this point:

Also, hey man. Not only did I break a nearly year-long dry spell with this one, but I also successfully pulled off a seduction entirely in (broken) Spanish! You'd be proud, too!

 

[Tag_Ross]

Check your kidneys

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Oh man, @Colonel Thunder is injecting activity into these forums again.

 

[Jeroth]

Also, hey man. Not only did I break a nearly year-long dry spell with this one, but I also successfully pulled off a seduction entirely in (broken) Spanish! You'd be proud, too!

Nice, man.

My new player in a D&D game is petrified by a Medusa and the other two abandoned him. I'm at a wonderful loss of what to do. I think I'll have the Medusa animate him and force him to fight his friends. There's no nonlethal way to really break a statue either.

 

[Easy]

Totally is. They can just break off the arms and legs; as long as he doesn't bleed out, (and statues don't, as a rule, I'm pretty sure), it's all just flesh wounds!

 

[Null Hypothesis]

First think I thought of was a Transmute Rock to Mud spell from AD&D and technically the statue isn't broken.

 

[Jeroth]

Totally is. They can just break off the arms and legs; as long as he doesn't bleed out, (and statues don't, as a rule, I'm pretty sure), it's all just flesh wounds!

Yeah. It'll be a pain to put him back together eventually. They aren't level 9 yet, so they don't even have greater restoration, so no cure for Petrification yet.

 

[coolpool2]

You could have the medusa dump him down a river where he becomes indebted to some evil sorcerer or some such that frees him, who is really just misunderstood.

 

[AndyM03]

i can't handle all this fucking activity fuck you @Colonel Thunder

 

[Colonel Thunder]

i can't handle all this fucking activity fuck you @Colonel Thunder

Hey, take it to the Blame TC thread!