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[Tolvan]

I heat up the Pool, therefore it is no longer cool

My Cookie.

My friend Josh rides into battle on a coffee-breathing dinosaur named Edward Snowden, throwing quantum Roombas at you. While you're distracted, I steal the cookie.

My cookie.

Also, Josh came up with all of that. Literally.

 

[coolpool2]

I give you a peace offering and suggest a plan that we can use to decide who gets the cookie when instead of fighting for it.

 

[adorablemuffin]

I decline your peace offering and slap you across the face, distracting you as I take the cookie and run away, happily nomming.

My cookie.

 

[Requiem]

I hit you in face the with a mackerel.

My cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

I rip the Mackerel out of your hand and then knock You out with the Mackerel.

MY COOKIE.

 

[Milamber]

I force you and the Mackerel in a blender.

My Cookie.

 

[icevin]

Seriously guys, can we fucking stop with the mackerel? It's getting annoying, and quite frankly it's probably a single scale right now, from how many times it has hit faces.

 

[Zapy97]

I flip your sail boat over and a swarm of angry anchovies devour you.

My cookie.

 

[Requiem]

I you hit in face the with a mackerel.

My cookie.

 

[coolpool2]

I inject you with a tranquilizer to knock you out and tie you up and hang you upside down before slicing at your skin with a knife and collecting your blood in a container and then bludgeon you to death with a lamb leg. I then turn you blood into a snow cone.
My Cookie.

 

[Requiem]

I you hit in face the a with mackerel.

My cookie.

 

[Tolvan]

I inject you with a tranquilizer to knock you out and tie you up and hang you upside down before slicing at your skin with a knife and collecting your blood in a container and then bludgeon you to death with a lamb leg. I then turn you blood into a snow cone.
My Cookie.

I go to the grocery store and buy a box of cookies.

My cookies.

 

[Requiem]

You I hit in face the a with mackerel.

My cookie.

 

[Tolvan]

You I hit in face the a with mackerel.

My cookie.

I set the grammer Nazis on you.

My cookie.

 

[Requiem]

You I hit the in face a with mackerel.

My cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

Requiem please stop with the Hitting people in the face with a Mackerel thing it is very uncreative and it is starting to get really old.

I put my mighty hammer down on you

My Cookie

 

[Requiem]

You I hit a the in face with mackerel.

My cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

I begin to Boycott this thread in protest of the lack of creativity and extreme insanity of mackerel hitting

My Cookie

 

[Requiem]

You I hit a face the in with mackerel.

My cookie.

 

[Deleted member 13]

MACKEREL? I AM THE MACKEREL!

ALL HAIL GLORIOUS MACKEREL

MY COOKIE