Active Get the Cookie

[Colonel Thunder]

I have the feeling you really like that "You my cookie" bit.

 

[Requiem]

I hit a face in with the mackerel.

You my cookie.

And yes, I do like it.

 

[Tolvan]

I brainwash Tolvan into becoming some Winter Soldier-esque assassin. He shoots at you and misses, but you drop the cookie. I pick up the cookie and cheer.

My cookie.

Why me? I hate guns!

 

[Deleted member 13]

I pull out a gun and threaten to kill you.

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4 U's

My cookie!

 

[Requiem]

I hit a face in with the mackerel.

You my cookie.

 

[Tolvan]

I pull out a gun and threaten to kill you.

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4 U's

My cookie!

I'm not afraid of guns or anything. I just dislike them.

I draw my sword and stab the mackerel, taking it from Requiem. I then force him to give me the cookie at sword point.

My cookie.

 

[Requiem]

I hit a face in with the mackerel.

You my cookie.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

As I'm falling off the building I was pushed off of, I land on a giant trampoline and bounce into the air, landing on top of Requiem. I take the cookie.

My cookie.

 

[Requiem]

I hit a face in with the mackerel.

You my cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

With Super Human strength I grab you tie you up and pound your face into the mackerel that you dropped after I picked you up.

MY COOKIE

 

[Deleted member 13]

I disregard cookies and acquire cookies.

My cookie

 

[Chickenspleen]

I acquire the deed to a cookie factory and set my vast collection of child slaves to work on cookie production.

My cookie.

 

[Requiem]

I hit a face in with the mackerel.

You my cookie.

 

[coolpool2]

I unleash the frustration I have amassed from drawing at you and skin you and use it as a reference.
My Cookie.

 

[Tolvan]

I bake some cookies.

Everyone gets a cookie!

 

[Chickenspleen]

I lower my prices enormously and run you out of business.

My monopoly on cookies.

 

[Requiem]

I hit a face in with the mackerel.

You my cookie.

 

[Tolvan]

I lower my prices enormously and run you out of business.

My monopoly on cookies.

I have you arrested due to monopolies and trusts being against the law.

My cookie...?

 

[Requiem]

I hit a face in with the mackerel.

You my cookie.

 

[Chickenspleen]

I have you arrested due to monopolies and trusts being against the law.

My cookie...?

I label you a Communist and lobby for the government to blacklist you. Money is power.

My cookie.