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[Requiem]

You're dead.

Cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

I label you a Communist and lobby for the government to blacklist you. Money is power.

My cookie.

Mean while the Cookie economy Collapses, which sets the nation into an economical depression that starves millions of people. My political party the Nation Mackerel Killing Party gains the majority and marches on the capital taking it by storm. With my new found political power I execute both of you and disband the monopoly company.

My National Mackerel Killing Cookie

 

[Requiem]

You're dead.

Cookie.

 

[Tolvan]

I return from the dead as a powerful lich and burn your new (just as oppressive) government with unholy hellfire and take the cookie. Power is power.

My cookie.

 

[Requiem]

You're dead again.

Cookie.

 

[coolpool2]

I lock you up in solitary confinement for making people dead and slapping people with fish.
My Cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

I release the Kraken on you.

My Cookie

 

[Chickenspleen]

Unbeknownst to you guys, I had used my money and influence to fund a human cloning project, donating my own DNA to the cause. My first clone awakens to find a world ravaged by corrupt government, demons, sea monsters, and mackerels. In my secret underground bunker, all of my memories along with knowledge of various martial arts and fighting techniques are downloaded into my clone, now essentially myself with better fighting ability. Using my newfound talent, I slay the Kraken and retrieve the cookie from its corpse.

My Cookie.

 

[Livid]

I shove chicken into a woodchipper, after pickpocketing his cookie.

my cookie.

 

[Requiem]

You're dead.

Cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

My majestic Mackerel-Socialist army start marching around you with such beauty that you immediately surrender the Cookie.


My cookie

 

[Livid]

I search the ocean depths, gathering all the mackerel I can find. Hundreds of thousands of mackeral, kill your army and start a communist government after developing a breathing apparatus for fish.

i flee the country with my cookie.

 

[Requiem]

You're dead.

Cookie.

 

[Livid]

After years of searching, the mackeral uncover the Necronomicon, after fiddling around with it, they bring me back to life as their prophet. Now stronger than ever, I command the mackerals to get the cookie back, the mission is a success.

my cookie.

 

[Firedemon]

I hit you in the face with a mackerel.

My cookie.

 

[Milamber]

Firedemon gives me the cookie because he's cool like that.

My cookie.

 

[adorablemuffin]

I use cuteness.

My cookie.

 

[Chickenspleen]

I hit you in the face with a mackerel.

My cookie.

I punch you in the face.

My cookie.

 

[Tolvan]

I return from the alternate universe I had gone to rather than being dead, bringing an alternate Necronomicon with me. I use its power to overthrow the new communist government, throwing the country into chaos. In the midst of it all, I steal the cookie and quietly slip away into the night.

 

[adorablemuffin]

I use my alicorn magic to steal the cookie from the night wanderer.

My cookie.